Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

Every time I have gone in...

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May 31, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Every time I have gone in here, there have been at least eight girls working. They have all apparently given up on making money since there are so many girls to compete with, because I usually don't get approached. It would be great if I were actually approached instead of hunting down a girl for a dance.(Of course, I am a woman so that likely has a lot to do with it.) That said, there are a wide variety of looks and talents here, from big to skinny, super-femme to more androgenous. One girl is almost an acrobat, doing all kinds of crazy body bending on stage. I have seen some outrageous tricks on the pole here. In general, the girls always seem kind of bored, though...shuffling to and from the dressing room and the dj booth. The private dances have always been good here--close, lots of eye contact, full songs. The private dance room is quite comfy and away from the floor. There are two stages here:the main stage has a low "wall" around it, and the back stage is smaller and allows the dancer to get closer to you. I like this, because if you miss a girl on the main stage, she'll be on the small stage soon, and fewer people sit back there. The bartenders are kinda slow, even on weekdays, but the drinks are decently priced and pretty strong. The music is never too loud to chat over. I'd warn anybody who likes to visit clubs on weekend nights that there are way too many college frat boys there on those nights. Loud, obnoxious dudes who take up the good seats.

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