This club is pretty inside, but...

This club is pretty inside, but has a mid 90s vibe. The cover is way to high for that part of town. & concidering the fact that PDX is full of strip clubs I can't see a reason to pay it. The bar is very small & it takes about 30 minutes to get a weak drink from an unfriendly bartender. It's either super dead or packed full of people not tipping, & & when it's dead the girls are very boring & when it's busy it's the same girls just putting on a better show. It's a hip place to hang out & the girls just want to find a looser to support. They don't seem to take their jobs very seriously & would rather sit & drink then get dances. The main stage is great to watch a performer on. It's large & the pole is like 20 feet high. The only time the dancers seem to enjoy themselves is when they do pole work.

The girls are all white & most have many tattoos. Nice bodies If you like really skinny girls. It's a strip club for female club goers who want to convince themselves they don't have a problem with other women. It's rather dull for someone who really wants a good time. There are a few 10s but they have no game. The lap dances are the worst I have ever received. They won't touch you at all. The booths are so dark you can't see anything. You might as well just tip $3 on stage because you will get more attention & see more. The worst & most creepy part of this club, & in my mind, is the fact that the owner sits in his home & watches all the lap dances through the security cams. Doesn't seem so bad? Well it gets worse. If the owner, who is at his home - not in the club, sees something he docent like, aka a dancer rubbing her leg on your junk, there is a LOUDSPEAKER attached to the wall through which he will scream & berate you & the dancer. It's unreal & I will never step foot in that creep hole again.