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San Antonio has gotten more restrictive since I left. But those 3 strippers are too ugly anyway. https://www.ksat.com/news/3-arrested-at-north-side-strip-club-1-charged-with-prostitution

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper doubt that condoms…

It was a Sunday in June, can't recall if it was 2015, maybe 2016, but I awoke and couldn't get out of bed because I was so fucking depressed. It had been a few years since my marriage disintegrated into…

I want my CF to squeeze me 'till the juice runs down my leg. Is this possible ITC, or would I get arrested?

Bye

It's been a good-while since I've found SNL funny but tonight has been pretty-good (or I'm just in a good-mood tonight).

Title says it all.

Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that.…

Did Jussie Smollett try to start a race war because being a wealthy actor was TOO STRESSFUL?

Would I run a risk of getting arrested if I become a part-time Uber driver to make some extra cash?

Probably 20 years ago or so a friend introduced me to rottendotcom because I wanted to see uncensored pics of Nicole Brown Simpson & Ron Goldman. Saw those. The best thing I ever saw on that site were the xrays…

Best club to actually watch a sporting event? I’m in the Galleria area/Westchase (hate that it’s called that, didn’t use to be). Would like to watch the Coogs today and see titties.

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Fucking robbed.

Toxic masculinity at its peak when it maked men think that a man or woman's virginity equates to a dislike for sex , rather than a person being abstinent bc they have strong values..bc any man or woman that wants…

I would be the perfect girlfriend :)) K

POTUS is starting to speak at CPAC. It made me wonder if there is a liberal version of it. Comic-Con?

"Dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit, Jennifer Morrisey, the 35-year-old former strip club dancer who 1½ years ago fatally shot a Bucks County pharmaceutical executive with whom she had a tumultuous relationship, was sentenced Friday afternoon to a mandatory term…

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between a pair…

Mr Mack all talks no show. Mr Mack mouth run like waterboard Pakistani 7 yr old girl. Blah blah blah go Mr Mack mouth. I challenge Mr Mack to poo contest with goaties Mr Mack has excuse…

So bouncing off my previous topic: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64269 A lot of the time in the club if I see someone I like who is just sitting around I go right up to them and ask if they are busy and tell them…

Then I can be the quick shits... https://youtu.be/tAcCq6eWhSY ^^^ these guys put 4 turbos on 4 cylinders with shitter parts from Lowes. Let's do this... Oooooh shit. That is Ho Depot

Smash em!

Has anyone heard anything? Shots fired there earlier today or yesterday?