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Pornhub has the answer. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/pornhub-unveils-its-bonerless-bathing-suit-to-prevent-unwanted-public-erections/news-story/d39526bde1fed3bcce930a680cc853d5?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

It is the law in Georgia. Yesterday a stripper told me that she got ticketed on the way to work for using the GPS function on her cell phone. I've seen the warning signs up all over the place but…

There was a 70's song that mentioned " backseat rhythm ". And if you are with enough girls, you understand what they are talking about here. When you make that thrust, the girl pushes…

Q. Why is it wrong to perform medical experiments on animals? A. Because there are plenty of strippers available.

I stopped at a 7 11 today and spend a couple dollars on a snack. I paid cash and the woman short changed me about 50 cents. She even said the amount she gsve me back while handing it to…

Some time back I posted about some cigars that a lady friend gave me. I have been enjoying them for some time. I decided to buy a box of them so I looked them up on line. I could not…

I am depressed

In the gig economy we live in tons of Americans are picking up side hustles or jobs to add some extra income every month. With that being said would you work at a SC in any capacity: DJ, Cook, bartender,…

Things have changed. I had noticed this long before, but I am still taken by it. I said to someone recently that kids "live under the whip". I meant the children of the well off, because of the private…

I post here and on another site and it never ceases to amaze me how some p4p customers think that they can save some girl from bad choices. Well you can't, because she doesn't really want to be saved,…

I’m sensing a noticeable drop in the strip club environment in Phoenix. Hi Liter has really gone downhill, likely in reaction to LE activity. Blue Moon has also changed, maybe because of new management. I’m just not finding other clubs…

I'm about to wear sports bra and tennis skirt cuz its very hot and was wondering if it would be weird or normal 4 guys to stae at me becasue of it ? I'm just asking cuz its summer and I…

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Spanglish has few rules and many variations and the guys from cypress hills are of Cuban descent in a Mexican environment and totally baked with the loser leaf so you have to try to get the message they are trying…

There’s an older loser standing behind my chair eye raping a skinny girl on stage. He is staring at her intently, clearly enjoying immensely whatever perverse fantasy she triggers for him. He goes up to tip her and hands her…

HOUSTON — A verbal altercation at a southwest Houston strip club led to a double shooting along the Southwest Freeway early Wednesday, police said. The incident happened before 3 a.m. near Beechnut, according to Officer Ragsdale with the Houston Police Department. Police…

Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money? A. He met a stripper named Penny.

What keeps you coming back for more from that special cutie at your club, cause she is worth every penny, right??

Says for one person, upper class starts at an income around $78,000 I disagree. I in no way consider myself upper class if I make more than that. Do you? https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/09/affordable-us-cities-for-the-middle-class-to-buy-a-home.html

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Hey if anyone who speaks spanish and can translate it it for me on some songs it would be appreciated. Some of this shit google translate won't even translate because I assume it is slang. Cypress Hill fans help…

I get a large sized pizza for my brothers. One of them eats nearly all of it, except for the crust and then throws it out in the trash. And now every once in a while, he will go back…

Here’s a couple I’ve gotten. Still trying to figure out what if they really mean what they say or if they’re just marketing tools. “Been thinking about you” “You’ve been on my mind” “You know where to find me” I’m sure you guys…

Lets see how many ppl do this lmao