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Yesterday a stripper asked me if I had plans for Mothers Day. I replied that my mother had died many years ago. Later I thought to myself that that was a rather unusual question coming from a stripper. I do…

Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7. That formula generally has worked pretty well for me…

I don't know what the fuck I did to make so many of y'all wonder, but..... I am not a loser leaf smoking, retarded, collegiate, Millenial, beta cuck who pays strippers and escorts for sex and otherwise masturbates all day because…

Hepatitis A vaccination is recommended for anyone who ate or drank between April 24 – May 1 at the ICON gentlemen’s club. More info: https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/08/dept--of-health--pasco-strip-club-worker-contracts-hepatitis-a

I like to LDK at home, all by myself, when nobody is looking

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These humps are so fine these girls got caught starting at theyr own asses... lmfao

"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/

Q. How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter? A. I loved her still.

Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain automobiles, cover the costs of an…

This is from someone's recent review. Can you really separate the club rating from the dancer rating to this degree? Doesn't the club rating partly reflect the quality of dancers in it? "Everything is going well... then I start to smell…

Would kissing with tongue, DFK, LFK, FIV, making out, and DATY be considered more intimate and personal than just straight sex?

Since joining I have read some about LDK. Is this the goal? Is this good or bad? Is it in private only or out in the open? Are some dancers into LDK? Or just put up with that part…

I have encountered a person who has really shaken me up, a woman, maybe late 20’s. People say she is “insane”. And I have seen her try to steal things from people and try to get people to take sides…

We been talking off and on.cuz we been knowing each other for a while.but been talking more past few wks K.

How the hell do all the trolls keep their shit straight without confusing their comments on all the posts? Hell, I would feel like a yo-yo needing a batch of Lithium infused wine to wash down my Clozapine just…

I was having this discussion with a couple buddies who grew up right next door and across the street from me. I brought up if grew up next to hot girl next doors instead of the dude next door’s that…

Anyone have much experience? ie: are condoms cool or frowned upon? And is there a way to partake if you are only willing to have the opposite sex on the other side? Or is it strictly for guys who are…

Been seeing a lot of mentions of better mileage during day shifts rather than at night... what are your thoughts on reasons for that?

"Female found dead at northwest Miami-Dade strip club, police say" https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/female-found-dead-at-northwest-miami-dade-strip-club-police-say

THIS WEEK'S WINNER Liwet - When hoes reject your money and you get 86d from clubs for being creepy, yeah I donno ROTFLMFAO

1- Young hoes fuck old tricks cos they're attracted to them. 2- 18-20 something year old dancers are attracted to old men. 3- The biggest problem facing the world is that socially retarded white guys can't get laid. 4- Its racist for anyone…

I Have a State Farm agent who I have been with for years. He is a great guy and has helped me in some sticky insurance situations. He is growing and has more office assistants to help him keep up…

Fuck. We're getting deluged by them now in my local clubs. I'm not surprised given how good the money is getting in clubs around here, and they sure can be nice to look at, but they are fucking…

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