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This is a spin off from my previous thread. It involved the same visit to the club but I felt it deserved its own thread. Clubs that scan your ID. It has been mentioned on here that most people asking about…

I will preface this by saying I am not really an extras or OTC kind of strip club patron. I usually get some dances when I go and leave everything at the club. I don’t typically give my number out…

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-cops-arrest-man-stole-pool-floats-personal-sexual-pleasure Interesting tidbit from the article: “The Sebastian Daily reported that in one of the burglaries Monnin was accused of stealing a bacon-shaped pool float.“ I wonder if he stole any goat shaped floats?

Happy Father's Day 2019! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1501 Title says it all.

I da pappy of dat pooche. She call me every day

At least, that’s already the case if you’re in Asia. For you mother fuckers out there where it is still Father’s Day, have a good one. Being a good father is an important and sometimes tough responsibility. If you’re taking…

It is I Father Nicole94, father of sweetest Poosche in all Texas go Longhorns #1 law student. I ask why my Poosche no call father to wish happy day. Umi cooking goat stew good for father keep regular.…

Happy Father's Day 2019! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1501 Title says it all.

If I was gonna give any man/men a s/o it would be to all the daddies whom I had the pleasure of rubbing my cinnamon brown booty on. You have helped pay for my boob job, my international travels and…

Hopefully all the children you know about have contacted you to wish you a Happy Father's Day. My son is taking me to lunch today. And hopefully you don't get any surprise Father's Day greetings from an unknown child.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/sexy-underwear-trend-granny-panties-according-celebs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IdlZCqJ8kk

I have no idea who this British actor is, but I enjoy looking at the photos of true love between a mature gentleman of 61 and a dancer of 21. Will this be my year to find my soul…

BOLD NEW USES FOR AN EGG TIMER: It is both magical and sobering to be taught invaluable life lessons from a sexy woman young enough to be your daughter. I thought I was supposed to be the wise, sophisticated, worldly one.…

Some geographic areas (Ontario Canada for example) have a significant number of massage parlors/spas mixed in with the strip club listings. In contrast, there are some areas (e.g., Orlando) where the massage/spa scene is very active but TUSCL contains…

Walking into a club when you haven’t been there for over a year. Then having a dancer come up to you and start flirting with you because she thinks you got a dance with her last time you were there -…

Even if you're not sure you qualify.

I never really thought about this before but recently my local club went to 21 and up only. I'm not sure how common that is but I think it it would be a good addition to the club info to…

I'm posting on TUSCL while drunk at a SC and I think I may have just Inception-ed.

I will be out in Chicago for one night, which will be a Monday. I know Mondays are low on talent and numbers after the weekend. Thinking of either Club390 or Atlantis. Any recommendations? Also hoping not to spend $30…

What is the dam gas pump trying to tell me?

Some of you have commented on my occasional use of the word, “desploogination.” First, in all honesty, I cannot claim to have coined the word. “Desploogination” is a term that has been around for millennia. Its earliest use can be traced…

It looks like we have a new favorite to win it all next year. Lakers got Anthony Davis. https://mobile.twitter.com/wojespn/status/1140023139142971392

The old bathroom attendant was reported here as having passed away. A dancer told me he was in visiting earlier in the week. If so, good he is still with us. Just passing it along.

I wouldn't mind being her workout partner: https://66.media.tumblr.com/8b1c9fe511859ba0e64b1811e3537ede/tumblr_ppb4knxzj01v47iqo_400.gif

They are showing a track&field event on NBC (4pm Eastern, 6/15/19) - I love seeing those ebonies w/ their muscular-legs and booties in those small-shorts