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On their anniversary she reminds him:”Do you remember when you proposed?? I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for over an hour!” “I remember. That was the happiest hour of my life.”

Im 47 Latino Male short my build is average because I have let Myself go physically. What complaints or criticisms others have/had over Me in terms of My flaws/supposed flaws I make up for it in My face. Don't ask for…

one chick let me strap me up and smash on the floor for the per song rate. She started hotdogging me. The next thing I know she whispered in my ear that she liked my dick and if I had…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3AYprqby4 The left wing anarchists were out in force, but finally a politician who will call out their bullshit lies. Bet you won’t find this at a San Jose or LA council meeting, right Icey and SJG. The victim culture needs to

Finally! Today my application for a patent was approved. The patent protects my rights on my my latest invention, the world’s first “Ejector Pants.” https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1552 Negotiations are already underway with Levi Strauss company for the marketing, sales and distribution of Ejector Pants…

I’ve noticed ALL my customers like to get me drunk. I mean dddrrruunnk! I’m trying to cut down on the drinking. 1) My liver 2) I am a wild drunk. Every time I say not today, here walks in my customer.

Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party? A. She took off her panties.

Often in ads for escorts I have come across references regarding the “New 69 position” and I have no clue as to what that could be. Can anyone educate me about the position of…

I've been speculating that I may not be the uber-level perv that I think I am, so I'm asking this as a baseline of comparison. Noting that readers in the VIP Room are already de-facto above average pervs, of course. Not…

It happens. I just couldn't put up with it anymore. I had never clicked with someone on a personal level like that before. It was worth it for a while but the repeated disappointment of no shows and no communication was…

Like twice a day ? I feel like a freak :( I guess it's a good thing tho . ? Lol...

For those of you not familiar with retrogrades, instead of ejaculating out of your penis the semen goes into your bladder. This is a side effect of using Tamsulosin, a drug used to treat BPH(enlarged prostate). I have been using Flomax(Tamsulosin)…

Like Travis (Robert De Niro) in Taxi Driver when he gets introduced to Easy Andy (Steven Prince) by one of his taxi cab driver coworkers... —————————————————————- Coworker: - Travis, this here's Easy Andy. He's a traveling salesman. Easy Andy: - How you doin',…

I hadn't seen them recently but I saw 2 girls at Follies yesterday wearing them. 1 white girl and 1 black. I got dances from the white girl and asked her about them. She said that she didn't know if…

A club I used to go to back in the days when it was open that I liked first and foremost because of the decor and the friendly attractive/attentive staff had been reviewed by some patrons some rave reviews and…

Paraphrasing from the chief Rick himself: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67415 I’ll bite on this, because it has high entertainment potential. I have so many questions: How many people think rickdugan likes to go to the slaughterhouse before he eats a steak dinner? Does he name…

The “Spice Islands” refers to a group of islands in eastern Indonesia including Ambon, Halmahera, Buru, Seram, Tanimbar, Seram and Ternate. According to history, the Spice Islands became known to 16th century European merchants and traders who sent mariners…

Went to one of my favorite clubs tonight. As I walk in, the manager/bartender was at the front door wearing hot ass stripper garb. She looked at the doorman and said, “it’s about time my best friend showed up!”…

A few things learned from SA: Figure most girls are 3 to 5 years older than stated. Except the girls that are actually 19 or 20..... they say they are 21. Thin, athletic, average and curvy are arbitrary terms. Wtf is…

An ex Air Force guy told me about eating shit on a shingle. What the hell is that? Sounds like a crazy Joe desert

WTF?????

Elizabeth Warren will introduce legislation to cancel student loan debt for most borrowers Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren isn’t waiting for the election to push forward her proposal to erase the majority of the country’s outstanding student debt. The Massachusetts senator and…

Me liking variety, on the surface I prefer choice as in having more clubs to choose from - and one can assume w/ more clubs there would be more competition perhaps avoiding price-gouging. But OTOH, sometimes I feel w/ a large…

Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters, chair of the House Financial Services Committee, on Tuesday requested that Facebook pause its development of Libra, an upcoming cryptocurrency that the company plans to release in 2020. “Given the company’s troubled past, I am requesting that…