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How girls get their names

jackslash
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6 yrs ago · 1 min read

Dancer: "Dad, why is my sister named Lovely?"

Dad: "Because your mother is lovely."

Dancer: "Thanks, Dad."

Dad: "No problem, Slutty."

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ATACdawg
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Once, in the encampment of a tribe of Native Americans, a child approached the tribes wisest elder. He asked, "Wise Eagle, how do we get our names?". Wise Eagle replied, "When we are born, the Great Spirit sends a sign to the parents. So, if the parents see a bear, the child is named Strong Bear, or if the child is born beside a burbling Creek, she is named Whispering Waters. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

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TheOne&Only
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Fuck. ATACdawg beat me to it.

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Cashman1234
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Lol! Those are both great jokes!

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Muddy
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Lmao

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