Dancer: "Dad, why is my sister named Lovely?"
Dad: "Because your mother is lovely."
Dancer: "Thanks, Dad."
Dad: "No problem, Slutty."
Dancer: "Dad, why is my sister named Lovely?"
Dad: "Because your mother is lovely."
Dancer: "Thanks, Dad."
Dad: "No problem, Slutty."
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last commentOnce, in the encampment of a tribe of Native Americans, a child approached the tribes wisest elder. He asked, "Wise Eagle, how do we get our names?". Wise Eagle replied, "When we are born, the Great Spirit sends a sign to the parents. So, if the parents see a bear, the child is named Strong Bear, or if the child is born beside a burbling Creek, she is named Whispering Waters. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Fuck. ATACdawg beat me to it.
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Lol! Those are both great jokes!
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Lmao
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