“Your dick is clean, I like this”
Girl was hot but I don’t know whether to be flattered or horrified. What is an unclean dick supposed to look like? I pray with her broken English she meant that I shave down there. All I know is I need to shower and get the fuck out of New Jersey.


“Your dick is clean, I like this” 😂
I like clean too!!!! Whether she meant clean shaved, not so stinky, sweaty clean, whatever.
Be flattered. Horrified for her? She must of had some good ones 😬