Things heard in VIP
Muddy
USA
Girl was hot but I don’t know whether to be flattered or horrified. What is an unclean dick supposed to look like? I pray with her broken English she meant that I shave down there. All I know is I need to shower and get the fuck out of New Jersey.
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I like clean too!!!! Whether she meant clean shaved, not so stinky, sweaty clean, whatever.
Be flattered. Horrified for her? She must of had some good ones 😬
We like to set the bar very low!
"That's the perfect size. It won't hurt at all."
My dancer: "Well, I guess she's new."