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Miscellaneous ramblings

I’m in my mid 70’s and have only had sex with young women (under 35) for the last 10 years. One of my neighbors sent my sister a text saying that she had a friend in her late 50’s who…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 13

Three Brushes with Mental Illness

I’ve had three brushes with mental illness in my life (so far). Two of them affected significant others and one affected me. Mrs. Hornibastard #1 started getting weird towards the end of our relationship. At the time, her problem…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 25

Was' up with mah penis?

It's time to discuss my penis on a public forum. Sometimes I can whack off, remain hard, and whack off again in under 5 minutes. My friends say they can't do that. Can any TUSCLers do it though?

CC996 yrs ago 2 10

UK media: Prince Andrew’s sex claims rebuttal a PR disaster

Prince Andrew agreed to a TV interview to try to explain his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile, and to deny he slept with Epstein's underage sex slave. I have not seen the interview, but it did not seem…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3

Avatars

Beside each name is a spot for an avatar which may be used to differentiate or identify your unique name or identity. While watching Congressional hearings today, I started looking at many. There are some, like ATTACdawg’s which is just…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 61

My Most Romantic Moment

My most romantic moment was not what you might expect. There was no nudity involved. There were no orgasms. The setting was not candlelit. We were not alone in some idyllic garden setting or in a tropical mountainside hot spring…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

Grossed thine you have ever seen in a club lap dance room

I have been in many clubs all over the country and have seen many things. I have been in clubs where the dance area is open with folding chairs but anything goes and have seen a dancer giving a BJ right…

TiredtravelerElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 14

Is VH_Kicks Illiterate or is he just retarded

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69589#comment992237 ^^^ proof

MackTruckContributor6 yrs ago 3 13

Stiletto-shaped bathtub, lavish amenities highlight Jupiter chateau

Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, has a house for sale. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/17/stiletto-shaped-bathtub-lavish-amenities-highlight-jupiter-chateau/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

2 shot, 1 killed outside strip club

Club Venus is on Michigan Avenue on the west side of Detroit. This is a bad area with a lot of crime and drug use. My ATF worked in this club for 15 minutes before she bailed. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/16/2-shot-1-killed-outside-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 7

Favorite cocktail

Many of you know that my favorite cocktail is the gimlet. Be it the modern 2/3-1/3 recipe or the older 1/2-1/2 it is hard to beat the classic. However, we rick’s are nothing if not epicures, so we enjoy many…

rickthelion6 yrs ago 4 19

Fun to whip Auburns Ass again

Sometimes it is like punching a fat kid... just gets old after a while but it is always fun to beat those whiney crybaby bitches at Auburn. Although there is no good pussy over there, have to take your

DaddillacElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 8

Strip Club name and ownership change/ How do I write review?

The old Arety’s Angels SC here in Pensacola has changed ownership and is now Staxxx. Should I start a new review chain or just do my review under Arety’s. There is significant inside remodeling done and new administrative changes…

FishHawkContributor6 yrs ago 3 8

Re-emergence of cocaine as the stripper drug of choice

When I first started clubbing in the northeast, weed and cocaine were definitely the stripper drugs of choice. But when I moved south of the Mason Dixon line, it seemed like opioids were far more prevalent. The nasty…

rickduganElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 23

Came across some unusual ITC bathroom action today...

So I was at different club today to see a CF who moved. They had a bathroom upstairs sort of hidden away. There was a single toilet stall with a full length door that completely concealed it. It was locked…

PaulDrakeVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 20

Iowa man accused of opening fire in strip club lot after debit card rejected for

Don't reject my debit card! https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/iowa-man-accused-of-opening-fire-in-strip-club-lot-after-debit-card-rejected-for-private-dance/1009312312

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 5

Porn

My CF and I were in a hotel today and I was having a little delay in launching ( that’s a subtle way of saying I couldn’t get it up; could not maintain an erection.) Despite the best efforts of…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 17

OT: In case you're in NYC and need to get to the airport in a hurry

Uber’s $200 helicopter taxi: Manhattan to JFK airport in 8 minutes flat Weaving through Manhattan’s busy traffic can be a pain — especially for travelers rushing to catch a flight. But now, passengers starved for time have another option: Uber’s helicopter…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

UK man, 32, nearly died after parasite crawled up penis, laid eggs as he swam in

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-parasite-laid-eggs-lake-africa

doctorevilElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 6

Miscommunication

After I mowed the lawn this morning, I asked my wife if she would edge the grass when she finished her coffee. Later, I walked outside to her screaming at the lawn, "Don't you dare cum yet!"

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 6

Atlanta clubs on Saturday night?

Had to drive down to ATL, completely unplanned and staying here tonight. Wondering which club is worth a visit? I read that Follies is not the place to be at night. What would experts here recommend? Prefer Big natural boobies 😋

BlackMambaAwake6 yrs ago 1 3

Mayoral Candidate Sarah Iannarone is Requesting $8.74 from Portland Strippers Th

This candidate supports the decriminalization of sex work: Mayoral candidate Sarah Iannarone today requested all Portland strippers donate $8.74 to her campaign. The move follows incumbent Mayor Ted Wheeler's announcement yesterday that he will limit contributions from individuals to $5,000—and will not…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

Salma Hayek throwback video

Thank me. I'm welcome. https://www.instagram.com/p/B42pxqmJS93/?utm_source=ig_embed

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 16

Mayor: Gary worker plowed strip club, facing discipline

I would buy this worker a beer at the strip club. Gary city worker photographed plowing Honey’s Private Gentlemen’s Club during Monday’s snowstorm is under investigation, Mayor Karen Freeman-Wilson said. She confirmed the investigation during Tuesday’s city council meeting. She also offered…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 8

I can always respect a fellow bargain hunter

https://nypost.com/2019/11/16/seattle-police-captain-busted-by-his-own-cops-in-prostitution-sting/

MuddyElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3
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