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Robots would probably do a better job than this. I have found what I believe to be the most un-sexy pole dancing in the history of the world. Note: I did not go looking for this; it found me…

"Church Treasurer Arrested for Stealing $150,000 and Spending It on Porn Website" — https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/11/church-treasurer-arrested-for-stealing-150000-and-spending-it-on-porn-website/ "The treasurer of St. Paul Lutheran Church in Latrobe, Pennsylvania allegedly stole more than $150,000 from the church’s bank account between 2015 and 2019, deposited it into his…

hey ladies! anyone know of any strip clubs in nyc where i dont need a social security card? i have my birth certificate and license. im new to this whole thing, if someone can help me get into a club…

Single Americans have taken sex into their own hands since the pandemic began. The average single person is masturbating three times per day, according to new research. A poll of 2,005 single Americans found three in 10 are masturbating more…

https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/crime/connections-between-western-new-york-friends-judge-strip-club-owner/71-33e60801-033d-41a0-bb0c-ede159af958c

Wall on ESPN Columbia set collapses on announcer and another announcer hesitates then keeps speaking. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/espn-colombia-host-gets-crushed-by-a-falling-wall-during-live-broadcast-and-his-co-host-kept-talking/ar-BB1esol5?ocid=msedgntp

A post about cars a few weeks ago had me remembering an epic ride in a ’68 Corvette. When I was still in my teens and living at home I lived across the street from a hot shot mechanic/street…

Your tax dollars at work. In 2020, psychologists from the State University of New York at Oswego looked at how heterosexual men and women perceived women with nipple erections. In part 1 of the study, participants were shown randomized slides with…

Amanda came over for dinner on Saturday night.  We had a perfectly normal, dull suburban evening. We ate dinner.  Then we all watched a movie (BFG – the Big Friendly Giant) with our twins.     Amanda stayed for about another hour…

This weekend, there will be a rare sighting of a Waffle at a Detroit club. I just don't know which yet. I'm hoping for some insight from you guys. Legends - I would have to renew my cabaret license. No…

https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/xtc-cabaret-uses-generator-to-stay-open-after-city-shuts-down-power-to-the-business?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I'm planning a trip to the "redneck riviera" near the end of May, and noticing all the Pensacola SCs on this site showing no reviews in almost a year, whereas S Fl clubs seem to be having lots of activity.…

I don't have a kid but if I did and he was 17 about to go off there is no fucking way I would do something like that. First off the costs. USC is 58,000 just for an example. That…

I epic failed on my last trip to West Virginia / Virginia. Best I found was a waitress at a Casino who was willing to work overtime. Next week I am headed to Greensboro, NC.…

a skit i just heard of how the emmy award winning governor shows his charm with the ladies: 'say are you my brother chris?" "no" "because whenever i look at you i can't help but think to myself, man would i love to…

https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/woman-allegedly-helped-accused-strip-club-shooter-flee-after-murder/

A 69-Year-Old Man With COVID Had a 3-Hour-Long Erection Due to Priapism https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/priapism-causes-erection-in-covid-patient

So it’s been a year since I’ve been in a strip club or on Tuscl, but now that public life is slowly returning to some semblance of normal I’m considering venturing back. I’d appreciate knowing what it’s like to…

Got my 2nd moderna shot Friday at a big city hospital’s satellite facility in a mostly AA ‘hood. All black and Hispanic people working there, almost all the people getting shots were white - including me. Why? I don’t know…

COVID has changed a lot of peoples mind sets and it’s too early to tell how people will act when COVID is behind us. Back to normal or a new normal. Some thing have changed and it seems…

An opinion piece I just ran in to and where else to repost it besides a strip club website! *-* I recently had to cancel a long-planned trip to South America, either because the countries I wanted to enter are…

Who gives a shit? They say it's going to be bigger than the Super Bowl. Every day the English royal family makes the U.S. news. It's getting worse than the Hollywood gossip. It doesn't effect me or the U.S.. So…

On a recent flight the stewardess yelled, in a panicked voice, “is there a doctor on the plane?” After convincing her that I was a doctor I performed an emergency tracheotomy with my claws and a ball point pen. Saved that…

I was listening to a interview with Jim Florentine on Jim Norton's show when the topic LDK's came up. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1637 Interesting discussion. But Florentine brought up one story, in that he LDK'd with his dick pointed up through his waistband.…

i only know of these 2: cardi b - sin city, bronx, ny - became this famous rapper vida guerra - breathless rahway, nj - front cover of maxim magazine