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My heart aches, I weep eternal, Your absence I can no longer bear, 🐻 Holding hands in the $800 champagne 🍾 room instead of having sex, we’re some of the best memories of my life. Of my life! I long for your embrace…

Capri Sun https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=675289

I’ve just about had it with dancers that are great in the club, and tell you to text them anytime. You get the number, promise yourself to not be a pest or a dick, and you eventually reach out…

According to thee website The Club In Tynsboro is opening tonight at 6pm.

Teachers are getting farther out every day. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14736937/teacher-pupils-strip-club-exposed-himself-drunk/

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

i've only heard about it once. it was open for johns to hangout, too, but i missed it. i heard a bunch of dancers came through, some jumped on the pole. it wasn't necessarily a night to make money, just a…

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

Bitch can't even read. I bet Juice can beat her in a spelling bee. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kim-kardashian-studies-tiny-string-002718639.html Pass the bar without going to law school. Only in California!

My go to place in South Florida was Solid Gold in Pompano Beach. That is still closed and no indication of when it will reopen. Does anyone know why? I tried Diamond Dolls and will be exploring others. I…

Shock G of Digital Underground has passed. https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/22/shock-g-dead-dies-digital-underground-humpty-dance-tupac/ Humpty Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM I'm told this is what jackslash plays on repeat every time a stripper comes over for lasagna. DMX Black Rob Shock G

With clubs opening up now in the L.A county area, anyone know if King Henry survived the pandemic closure and if it's opened ?

I would imagine that most club reviewers make a lot more visits to clubs than the clubs they end up doing reviews here on. What makes you decide to review one club but not another?

A holocaust survivor died of natural causes and went to heaven. In Heaven, he meets God and decides to tell him a joke. "That's not very funny" God says. The holocaust survivor replied, "I guess you had to be there."

A friend of mine wants to check out other clubs in the lower half of the State. I told her I'd go with her. She was interested in Vegas Strip and Centerfold (Lansing). I read on USASG that VS isn't…

Went there last Saturday because I saw a "roll Call" on the website for the Friday evening before with 18 dancers. Club opened at 8 pm Saturday with 2 dancers (both 7's). By 10:00 pm there were at least…

Anybody know if Brooke still dances at Southside Johnny's? Blonde with large boobs.

The reason I'm asking is that I'll be in Miami with a buddy while driving to the Keys, and he's itching to check out a strip club in Miami before we drive down. But the timing of flights is…

mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957 that is why he has such a warped perspective. he came of age during the 1970s…

Tittle says it all Wall Street Bets 🚀🚀🚀

I would like to go somewhere for 4 months to work constantly starting in June. I’ve only worked at full nude clubs. Which travel dancer friendly clubs do you recommend?

A promising step, but it doesn't go far enough in that the DA office may still prosecute people who pay for prostitution. Hopefully, it is the start of a movement to decriminalize sex between consenting adults. Now if…

Rocket's role player Sterling Brown beat pretty bad this past weekend outside of the booby trap in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/21/sterling-brown-suffered-horrific-injuries-in-mia-attack-teammates-feared-for-his-life/

Why is it frequently the waitress is the hottest girl in the club? Often times she interacts more with the customer as well.are these girls that just make alot and don't want to be strippers? I often see them getting…

Like em or not? I personally find them disgusting. Why draw attention to your ass hole? Yesterday at the Diamond Club in Atlanta I saw a dancer that had one that stuck out 6 inches and I'm not exaggerating.