A young blonde dancer I didn't came on stage, and I decide to tip her to get better acquainted. The custom in this club is to tuck your tip into the dancer's thong. As I approached her with a dollar in my hand, she extended her arm full-length and took the bill from my fingers. Well, I thought, maybe she's a new dancer and isn't comfortable having men touch her. Then another customer came up to her. She let him put the tip in her thong and then squatted down and talked with him for a couple minutes.
No respect. No respect.
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Maybe you had a booger hanging out your nose? Lol
Damn, the audacity of these--did she have a phat ass?
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
Next time print out your beef stroganoff recipe before you hit the club and hand that to her instead.
Lol
I've given a stripper a lasagna recipe (although not as a stage tip), but I don't have one for beef stroganoff.
If you rent out a whole house, there's lots of laws about not discriminating, because someone has kids, their race, etc. But those laws don't apply if you are renting a room in your personal residence. Cause forcing someone to let you live with them, when they don't like you for some asshole reason, would not turn out well for anybody. Kinda the same with stripping, it involves close personal contact. So just gotta accept it when they treat you worse than other customers, even if it's for an asshole reason.
No Respect No Respect
SJG
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It was probably bc you're a young blackguy
She probably overheard you requesting a Bobby Vinton song from the DJ
Maybe she's seen you surfing TUSCL on your phone in the club
The explanation could be as simple as she saw that your dollar bill was all wrinkled and soiled. She thought to herself there's no way he's going to put THAT in my thong. The other customer had a clean, crisp, new dollar bill. Strippers do have standards.
You didn't forget to pull the other hand out of your pants when approaching did you?
Crisp new bills in thong --> hoo-haw paper cuts.
“As I approached her with a dollar in my hand”
There’s the problem. Inflation for 2021 is about 5.4%
You cheapskate. You needed to tip her $1.06
Did you pull your shorts up before you walked to the stage?
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