Front Room

I am bouncing between Diamond Cabaret and Hustler, lmk if anyone wants to stop by 🥰

I'm gonna try to resist the obvious Darth Vader because it's sort of a thread killer. I'm going with the Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator from Terminator (1984) and runner up I would probably go Agent Smith from the Matrix (1999) How about y'alls…

Was in PA over the weekend on a business trip and went to a club I had gone to before. The guy at the front scanned my DL which surprised me but didn't really concern me. I haven't been there…

Perhaps we'll cross paths one day. A jack on the rocks. Him on one side of the bar and me on the 'other.

Can't make this shit up, lol. I see a girl every so often who has not been dancing lately. She has a decent vanilla job and generally has her shit together, including owning her own home. She's…

That's a shame. https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/investigations/after-botched-strip-club-sting-detective-relinquishes-badge-forever

I got a bigger dick than you do!

Awwww Icee you hero is gonna get hard time. What kind of lubricant do you recommend?

Why all des treads about On The Crapper. On The Crapper is nasty as fuck!!! What is wrong with you guys wanting to fuck on da toilet 🚻. Let's talk about better things like dumpin loads

OK with all the tech out there I was wondering how many mongers sneak a camera in the club to record activities. I'm sure some have used cell phones. but that would be kinda obvious. Lets face it there are…

I see this My Mood attached to people’s profiles over there and they state exactly that, how they are feeling at the moment. And personally I think it could be an interesting thing that could be on here. Lost in…

Two years ago I go to Minnesota and claim to be from Texas. Then a good chunk of the customers want to ask why I don’t have an accent. (FYI to anybody, “Texas accents” are a country thing. If you go…

They play "gansta" rap exclusively or nearly exclusively. But nothing like Public Enemy, generally only songs that the dancers can continuously twerk to. Often hard or impossible to get an actual lap dance in these clubs. Mostly…

Ok, which one of you old farts was taking an OTC stroll in New Mexico 23,000 years ago? https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3385886/oh-fuck-yeah-scientists-find-human-footprints-in-new-mexico-that-are-23000-years-old

It's OT sort of. I remember before I did read about going to ATL, now I'm going to actually start making plans. It seems that on November 18th is The Sweet Spot to do a round trip from NYC to…

I thought I would ask about this random thought that popped into my head - What wine pairs with cum? But hey, why limit it to wine. So i wondered if anyone ever actually thought about this, or actually experimented…

Here's two related stories published Sept. 1 and Sept. 24 of 2021 in the Providence Journal Bulletin. The Wild Zebra closed (it's now Silhouettes), the lawsuit persisted against the owners. Club Fantasies is also mentioned at the end of one…

Ok I just wanted to make a PSA that paid outside the club shit isn't necessarily sex acts every single time. Wish there was a different acronym like OTCS. There is a fuckton of paid OTC going on that isn't fucking/sucking

You know she is married or has a live in boy friend but you are convinced that she is not seeing any other guys. So you assume it is safe STD wise to go bare back with her. But what…

Last naked swim*, harvest pot 'Twas my weekend, whatcha got? Seriously, am I the only one on these boards that grows most of their own weed? Buds are thick and sticky, time to bring them in, start the drying. Another…

It's always been take, take, take but how often do you give back? These poor women. If not for me, who will stand in the way of darkness? I knew I had to step in. There was this one stripper,…

This one phrase will get rid of some stripper or escort calling you to come to club or meetup that she misses you, etc. if she misses you why do you have to pay money meet her? Perhaps you have…

I remember others once thought I was a bouncer, another time ale or just le, took me several minutes to figure that out and no one believed me when I denied it. One time a dancer thought I was part…

Thoughts on my wife wearing a vibrator while at the club. Buzz her while she gets a dance. Let the stripper control it? Sleazy? Hot?

Batteries https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_vehicle_battery SJG