list of ways a dancer accidentally physically hurt you

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• Tetradon

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  2 years ago

  Lord knows how many times I've taken a dancer's knee or heel to the nuts.
• Warrior15

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  2 years ago

  Happened to me a few times. The girl gets on top of me and does the cowgirl ride. My dick is rubbing against her clitoris. She gets real into it and rubs the Hell of me. It feels good in the beginning, but the girl gets really turned on and keeps going back and forth forceably.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  I was in VIP with a dancer who I was trying to get to agree to OTC. She was a bit bat shit crazy, but she was filthy and wild, and a freak. We had fucked and I finished. She climbed up on a tiny table in the corner of the room, and she started fingering herself and rubbing her pussy intensely. She kept yelling - “I want to squirt for you baby!” I started getting hard again as she was rubbing her hole like a demon. As she’s up on this tiny table top, I feel her release, and I can’t hold back, and I start to cum again. As we are both reaching a feverish orgasm while watching each other, the table collapses and she falls directly on me. Our bodies slap together, and the mix of her warm juices and my jizz make the our bodies (and floor) a slippery and filthy swamp. She apologizes profusely and we both keep asking if the other is ok. She relaxes in my arms, and sadly the VIP patrol lady shouts that our time is up. I drove her back to her apartment after that, and passed out after taking a shower with her.
• nicespice

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  2 years ago

  I hope Blah finds this thread because I have a feeling her insights would be *awesome* in here
• Papi_Chulo

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  2 years ago

  The most painful one that I can remember – about 15 years ago at a small-black-dive – dances were in a small separate room that had a continuous bench all around the perimeter of the room – I was getting a dance from a young attractive light-brown-skin dancer that was built/very-firm (meaty but toned/hard) – given it was a bench-seat and kinda shallow, I kinda slide down to get in better position for grinding – she jumps on me FCG and somehow her weight comes down on my balls probably b/c of my seating position – this happened about 15-years-ago and I can remember it like it happened last week.
• Papi_Chulo

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  2 years ago

  Also about 15 years ago - also w/ an AA but in a mixed-club - she sucks one of my balls but she was rough and kinda a headcase and it hurt as if she had punched-it
• gothamyte

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  2 years ago

  and those very accidental headbutts from dancers are mean. when you can't hear her correctly so you move in closer like huh and she moves in closer to repeat herself at the same time. I hate those
• Papi_Chulo

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  2 years ago

  I've never gotten nailed; but dancers spreading their legs on stage can be dangerous since those long-ass dancer-heels can get close to your face/eyes. One thing I dislike is dancers that wrap their legs around a PL's neck while on stage and start pulling hard on his neck - I hate that shit and I don't let them try that - makes me wonder if some/most of them do it on purpose to take out on their job/PL frustrations.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  During lap dances I've had them fall on my dick felt like they were trying to break it. Necklaces going up my nose. I don't mind hickey hickey scratches though.
• origamiguy

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  2 years ago

  I got kicked in the face by a dancer with very long legs doing a pole trick. She was a friend, too. Not really badly, but my nose hurt for a while.
• Uprightcitizen

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  2 years ago

  These did not all occur on the same trip. 1. Bit my lip in passion to the point of me saying "ouch" 2. Pinched my nipples too hard 3. Bent my junk grinding hard when it was not positioned fully vertical 4. Bruised my fragile male ego organ after not visiting post VIP
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  I almost slipped on the ice under the influence of cookies she made with pot butter. Does that count?
• CJKent_band

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  2 years ago

  @Cashman1234 Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen. :D Good Times, Good Times.
• Dolfan

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  2 years ago

  I've never personally been hurt, but I've seen a few. I've had me feet stepped on a few times and a few overly aggressive bouncy girls squishing the nuts a bit, but that's about it. I've seen a few seriousish injuries though. At Cheetah they used to do this thing where they walked around the bar surrounding the stage after they did their set on the stage behind the bar. They'd collect tips from the bar as they went. They stopped doing it because a chick kicked a dude in the face for grabbing her if I recall. But, before that happened I saw a dude catch a heel to his hand on the bar. She hot him right between the knuckles and you could see they clearly separated from each other, it was swelling and bleeding within seconds. At another club where they had a shared dance area with a row of benches and a walkway in front of them, a girl was upside down with her head between the guys legs and her ass in his face. Naturally, her legs were in the air waving around in the walkway area. The guy getting a dance next to them abruptly stood up and turned to walk out of the area, and caught a foot to the face. Dude fell to the floor like a rock. I don't know if it was from her heel or the ground, but he got up with a clearly broken nose and a severely split lip. My dancer and I were just coming in to the room when it happened. Another time at that same club, a girl was on stage and a guy was sitting by the tip rail. The girl went to pull a similar move, which was commonplace there at the time, but the guy panicked and pushed away his chair. The girls head fell onto the floor as she half somersaulted, but her feet nailed the guy in the head, chest, and nuts. I don't know who got the worst of that. They stopped doing that at the club, but I don't think it had anything to do with that incident. I think they just tried to go upscale and now it's empty and there's never anyone sitting at the rail.
• rex035

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  2 years ago

  A girl punched me in the mouth during a LD...by accident...but she kissed it a bunch a times to make up for it.
• MackTruck

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  2 years ago

  I got a broke nose from gettin slapped wit da flapper jack tiddys once
• Chili Palmer

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  2 years ago

  Super busty porn actress Wendy Whoppers gave me a black eye while cream wrestling her at Angels in Long Beach back in the 90s. Almost had my eye gouged out by 6" stiletto heel when a dancer doing a hand stand during a lap dance for me slipped and her and foot/heel landed about 2" from my eye. Dug into the wall behind me. Yeesh.
• mike710

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  2 years ago

  Not a dancer per se but I had to let myself get assaulted by "Queen Kong" at a buddy's 50th birthday party. His wife and best friend set it up so that she came to his party, and he was forced to wrestle her for all of our entertainment. It was funny but all the guys in attendance had to let her do some kind of wrestling move on each of us. If you ran, like a couple of friends did, she made it a lot worse. Funny thing is she was fairly normal and had a small husband that came with her. They hung out after she did the thing she was paid for. She was on GLOW, gorgeous ladies of wrestling back in the 90's. [view link]
• jackslash

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  2 years ago

  A dancer was spinning around the pole and her stripper heel caught me on the side of my head. That will teach me for sitting right beside the stage.
• Rod8432

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  2 years ago

  Oh man, several injuries. Many the same as others - bent/crushed dick, (almost) stiletto in the eye, and one time a drink coaster tossed like a Frisbee across the bar that hit me edge-on in my still-opened eye - Ouch! A surprisingly tough one was a dancer's rough garter (the sequins, I think) rubbing against my bare inner-thigh during an LD at a high-chair and wearing shorts. At the time, I couldn't really tell, but she rubbed off the upper and middle layers of skin on my upper inner-thigh, down to the Hypodermis just over the subcutaneous cells. A patch the size of a Post-it. Took fuckin' weeks to heal so it didn't hurt and blead like a mofo, and months before I could tolerate direct LDs again. I wish I could say it hurt so good, but no way will I allow a garter that close to my sensitive bits again.
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  Chili Palmer - that’s a great story! Wendy Woppers was the 8 th and 9 th wonders of the world at one time! Lol!
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  I was sitting bar side at a club where the stage is behind the bar and a dancer was doing pole tricks and her shoe strap broke and the shoe came flying right at me, lucky it caught me in the chest but if it had been just a bit higher I could have lost an eye.
• crosscheck

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  2 years ago

  Been accidentally head butted a couple of times. There's been occasions where a grinding dancers weight managed to come down on the berries rather than the twig, which was less than comfortable. I've had a dancer plop down on my lap while sitting at a table and accidentally jam my car keys into my thigh, that didn't feel too good. And I guess it didn't actually hurt per se, but I had a dancer in Florida repeatedly put her hands around my throat, even after I reached up pulled her hands away multiple times. She kept telling me to "relax". I don't think she really understood the meaning of that word. It was not relaxing.
• docsavage

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  2 years ago

  I once had a stripper unbutton my shirt and then bite one of my nipples. It hurt so much I let out a scream. I'm not sure it was really an accident because she then grinned at me.
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  The only pain I've ever felt was in my wallet, and it was never accidental.
• Musterd21

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  2 years ago

  I had a 20 year old walk on top of my legs with heals. It didn’t feel good at all!
• KhiryAddicus

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  2 years ago

  going back in the early 2000s, standing room only at the club. I was near the doorway to the lap dance room. dancer was rushing late to stage and her purse swung back into my groin. no dances for me that evening!