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Black licorice tastes like shit. Also, there is evidence that candy corn is mad from navel lint and ear wax harvested from Afghan refugees. Stay clear of that shit too. Finally I’d like to share a disturbing Phil Phact(th).…

It can be scientifically proven that the strippers we go to worship actually exist, unlike anybody's god. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbUDif6cJsg

One of my ATFs only had 3 lug nuts on one of front wheels, cause she thought that was plenty. I bought a lug nut and convinced her to let me put it on. Does this legally count…

It seems like over the past few weeks everyday there's an article about someone being shot, stabbed, mugged, or murdered in NYC, and this seems to be happening in better areas of the city. WTF is going on? Muddy can…

Dear TUSCLers, I could use your advice and guidance in a potential OTC situation. Background: I've been digging around the local stripper/bikinibarista scene on Instragram and Onlyfans, and came across an (alleged) dancer at local indie joint Kittens. The…

There seems to be a lot of dancers that have that smell recently. You know the one. It smells fine….. until you get warmed up. Then the overpowering odor of fish. This is a common medical condition. Girls know they…

Anyone else feel like a total schmuck when they have to go to the ATM at the strip club? It feels like a walk of shame to me. The whole club gets to see you waddle over to an overpriced…

John Cusack recently got shit at a White Sox playoff game for rooting for both Cubs and White Sox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGj8w6So7Nw His explanation was he grew up on the North Side but did star in 8 Men out as one of…

How do you feel about this? Should they really be so blatant that we are not a shnack ourselves? I guess it's better than the one who'd raid my fridge when she came over.

There are even a lot of guys who would say we should stick to women who are "age-appropriate". In truth, I'm actually fine with age-appropriate, my problem is being satisfied pudgy/saggy/homely-appropriate. I'm also not feeling it that sex…

Hi, I use to see a hot blonde dancer named Summer years ago at the landing strip and Silver Cricket. she was great in the VIP.Anyone know if she still dances or remembers her.

Fast as fuck. I mean really into it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFIj5dnCMkM I'm on the wall moving and grooving, finger snapping, overhead clapping. Doing my wannabe John Travolta thing. When I noticed this over the top entrance. I locked eyes with Rick Dugan and gave…

I would like someone to tell me the proper way to write a review on this site. I gave it a try and I got a few sang to explicit but if you don’t give details I get club add…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/found-her-onlyfans-made-her-090637345.html https://allmylinks.com/thesaracheek Hey she does CAMEOS!!!! There you go Subraman, you can finally pay a hot woman to talk sexy to you!!!!

Da shitcoinz is going to da moon boyz! I got on my rally capz!

I’m over at this tiny club with no DJ, and I need to create a spotify playlist of music for my stage rotation. I’m just doing Billie Eillish, The Weeknd, etc cause idk I just really don’t care about music…

Let's get on a different subject. League championship series are starting. Yankees are already gone. Giants and Rays too. We have the Astros vs Red Sox starting tonight . Then the Dodgers…

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/some-hooters-servers-tiktok-are-saying-new-shorts-are-too-n1281610 The videos have reignited criticisms of Hooters for fostering an outdated concept centered around sexualizing servers’ bodies.

Don’t you just love it when you step into a strip club and there’s a real stunner of a woman, scantily clad or nude? Of course, you do. It’s probably the one thing that unites us, despite any…

A young blonde dancer I didn't came on stage, and I decide to tip her to get better acquainted. The custom in this club is to tuck your tip into the dancer's thong. As I approached her with…

As women, in the media at least, become more emboldened showing off their surgical enhancements such as their big butts big tits, it seems we have started to blur the line and what's acceptable and what's not. No it's not…

During COVID I’ve known “of” a lot of people who have passed. My moms friends sister, or my wife’s coworkers spouse. Plenty of those, all throughout COVID. Most of those people had pre-existing issues but a few…

Everyone still hates San Jose Guy. Subraman is trying to start an organization with him and even he hates San Jose Guy.

Hey all first time long time. Back in the hobby after a few years off from traveling. Heading to St’ Louis for business Wednesday night. Staying in St Charles at the casino. I’m a white guy in his 40’s if…

https://apps.urban.org/features/theHustle/index.html There are less than a million people in DC.