Are you smarter than a stripper?
casualguy
Ok, a local radio station had a stripper called Amber from the Trophy club on the air. The name of the game was "Are you smarter than a stripper?" A caller into the radio station had to correctly guess if the stripper was going to get the answer wrong or right and then I believe the caller also had to have the correct answer (I'm not 100 percent sure of that though.) Anyway I believe Missy a girl called in and guessed the stripper would get the answer wrong. Prize was some movie tickets if she guessed correctly. The question for the stripper was "how many degrees are in a right angle?" Then it was multiple choice for the stripper. "Was it 45 degrees, 180 degrees, 90 degrees, or a trick question?" Guess what? Missy was right. The stripper said 45 degrees. I thought the question was way too easy and thought the stripper would easily get such an easy question. Then before getting rid of the stripper the DJ mumbled something "why are you putting your clothes back on?" then he said something like, oh, nothing going on here, she was getting pictures taken earlier. Then he said a couple of different times, "No, we don't play rap on this station." They play rock. There are some comedians on some of my local stations.
I think it was the same station that has something called War of the Roses in the morning and or some other comedians playing games. I think one morning someone had a fake baby on top of their car driving around a residential area as if they forgot. The driver had a woman following him saying she's driving all around following him around the neighborhood. Then he said after he stopped, "oh she's pissed now, she sees it's a fake baby." I guess War of the Roses is better where they have a caller listening in to a suspected cheating spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend etc. and tell them they won some flowers and ask who would they like them delivered to. The fireworks start up afterwards when the spouse or significant other jumps on the line.
Oh well, I'm off to watch the 8 finalists in a bikini contest at a local club 2 miles down the road.
I think it was the same station that has something called War of the Roses in the morning and or some other comedians playing games. I think one morning someone had a fake baby on top of their car driving around a residential area as if they forgot. The driver had a woman following him saying she's driving all around following him around the neighborhood. Then he said after he stopped, "oh she's pissed now, she sees it's a fake baby." I guess War of the Roses is better where they have a caller listening in to a suspected cheating spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend etc. and tell them they won some flowers and ask who would they like them delivered to. The fireworks start up afterwards when the spouse or significant other jumps on the line.
Oh well, I'm off to watch the 8 finalists in a bikini contest at a local club 2 miles down the road.
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For every college degree you can cite, I've got a couple more I can see you and raise you with.
I didn't know they were going to have a stripper on the radio since that was the first I ever heard about it and there was no advertising over it. I think it may have been a one time thing a local station did. Maybe they were paid by the strip club to get extra attention. I don't know. Some of the strippers I know are pretty smart in the way they manipulate guys in the clubs having many regulars trying to keep everyone happy and then having a boyfriend and other friends outside the club. Some dancers aren't too bright in trying to keep customers happy. They go from moment to moment and give meaning to lots of phrases that go along with not too bright.
Definitely NOT! I mean of course they're NOT smarter than me because I trade them pieces of paper for TAP. Keep the printing presses running full speed; these girls like greenbacks and I like them on their backs. :)