Front Room

Had a dancer leave me about one minute into a dance as she was called to stage. She joined me at a table afterwards and chatted as if nothing happened and didn't suggest finishing it or starting again. Don't they…

Interesting to see TUSCL taking up another charity cause. Any local strip clubs doing anything to help out?

UGH! I said no politely about 10 times today. Finally shot girl asks "Can I have a $1?" I remained polite and said no, but my brain was thinking shot girl will one day drive…

Met up with a dancer (female!) who claimed to have won two boys' state wrestling titles in the state of Michigan. Says its on the internet. I'm scared to look. And no, I didn't…

Has anybody had success getting NSA on Craigslist? Is it all email collectors?

I see this quite a bit at the Deja Vu/Hustler Club type of places. They give you "a prize" when you get a lapdance. It is common at clubs where patrons need to be coaxed to buy lapdances. Here's a…

Knowing Orlando's air dance rules, I planned to just sit at the tip rail and dole out singles (a la CTQWERTY), while enjoying the eye candy. But then a very hot young Latina joined me, and begin rubbing my…

ROMANIA—One could hear offices in Chatsworth erupt in cheers. At first glance, it appeared as if the Romanians had made a huge leap in tolerance to porn, at least as far as the Samsung Galaxy Tab goes. Screen shots of…

I played high school football and I've watched decades of college/NFL Games on TV. Why, this year, does a football game on ESPN have a 22 minute halftime, five minutes between quarters, and 3.5 minutes on change of possession, plus-follow…

Alen Spahic Tells Officer He's Wolverine, Police Say LOUISVILLE, Ky. A Louisville man is facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants. According…

I was trying to make the best of my recent trip to Orlando, so when my dancer asked, "are you here for the big dentist convention," I didn't skip a beat. "Why yes, yes I am," I replied as…

I have noticed that when you write private messages or submit articles, TUSCL now just strings it all together in one long text. You can use HTML code to format articles to make them more presentable. Here is…

well i was at h8 last night and it was pretty good.i ran into this guy he was dressed real nice and clean cut seem like he would have came from flight club.so i walk up to him and ask…

More than 100 Beautiful Entertainers Will Thank Their Customers, Who Can Win a Free Trip to Las Vegas and Tickets to Major Pro Games NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Rick's Cabaret in New York plans a gala three-day party starting Thursday, October 14th to…

A stripper named Sassy sits at the center of a lawsuit that pits strip-club owner Sam Zherka against the mayor of Yonkers. Zherka's newspaper, The Westchester Guardian, published an article on the eve of the 2007 election that called Mayor Phil…

So how do you know when you've partying way too hard at the club? When you run the ATM out of money. This actually happened at my last visit to the Candy Bar in VA. I had the receipt…

Went to Pink Pony last night, the only club I go to that has "feature dancers", and dammit, they had one last night. Free tip for you newbies -- "fitness model" is apparently SC code for "skinny bitch". As usual…

Going to detroit tonight to sample some of the strip clubs. I realize extra's are best had during the week, but usually I go first to the high end clubs, Penthouse (private booths,) and Flight Club (always top flight…

FINALLY, NHL resumed play last night. My beloved Oilers smacked the hated Flames 4-0 last night. McIntyre knocked out Ivanans with one punch to make the game absolutely perfect. Going to the Garage tomorrow night to see the Canucks kick…

Let's take it for granted that if our families knew about our strip clubbing, they wouldn't approve, but do you always get to be yourself ? Let's say your real persona is the class clown, but at work you have…

I just made my first visit to a Vancouver SC. I was shocked at the price of lap dances. $50 with the house dancers and $60 with the one stage dancer I approached. No bargaining could reduce these prices by…

i though some of you guys might like this.. some jessica alba gifs, nonnude.. DAMNIT! nothing real special except that she's a fine piece of ass! http://thechive.com/2010/10/06/if-theres-anything-better-than-jessica-alba-gifs-i-havent-found-it-14-gifs/

Still looking for answers on heidi the bartender and dancer who can help this guy out

Dudester-San Antonio is a tourist city and city leaders want it to be like Orlando (low to no mileage). SAN ANTONIO, Oct. 7 (UPI) -- A judge in San Antonio has ruled that nude dancing in gentlemen's clubs is illegal. District Judge…

A state tax appeals board has denied a retired Brooklyn lawyer's attempts to claim hundreds of thousands of dollars he spent on prostitutes, massages, pornography and other sex-related activities as deductions for "medical expenses." Among William G. Halby's disallowed deductions…