Clubs with Worst Hustlers
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
We all visit some clubs with heavy hustles, but the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte was the worst I have ever seen.
The first night I visited, I went straight to the bar, ordered and payed for my drink. As I stepped away from the bar, four young little harpies swooped around me in a semi-circle. One of the girls, apparently leading this pack, walks up to me, scoops my balls through my pants, and says "looks like you have about $1,000 to spend with us." Not on you honey.
That same night, another girl woke up a drunk at the bar and talked him into a trip to VIP. It took four tries for him to stumble to the stairs because he kept leaving behind his shoes and walking barefoot across the club, and then stumbling back when the girls yelled and pointed. Finally, the stripper and a waitress had to work together to "help" him up the stairs, all the while the waitress was holding his cc.
That's my vote for worst, but I would like to read other stories (and know which clubs to avoid).
The first night I visited, I went straight to the bar, ordered and payed for my drink. As I stepped away from the bar, four young little harpies swooped around me in a semi-circle. One of the girls, apparently leading this pack, walks up to me, scoops my balls through my pants, and says "looks like you have about $1,000 to spend with us." Not on you honey.
That same night, another girl woke up a drunk at the bar and talked him into a trip to VIP. It took four tries for him to stumble to the stairs because he kept leaving behind his shoes and walking barefoot across the club, and then stumbling back when the girls yelled and pointed. Finally, the stripper and a waitress had to work together to "help" him up the stairs, all the while the waitress was holding his cc.
That's my vote for worst, but I would like to read other stories (and know which clubs to avoid).
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A fairly recent visit to Cheetahs, San Diego experienced the "right" and "wrong" hustle. The wrong kind of hustle was "heavy" in that the heaviest & ugliest dancer in the club sat on my lap with the boilerplate hustle. After "no thanks", left, only to return a short while later, saying "you look like best guy in the club", and sat (ugh) on my lap again. After a silent interval, she finally blurted out "you're making my panties wet". ( They seemed dry to me). The 2nd no thanks finally got the message, and left.
Earlier, an average ( for the club, which is good to start with) sat down in chair BESIDE me, put her legs over my lap- don't recall exactly what she said, but took my hand, and provided "proper guidance", which revealed at least moist panties. Needless to say, I ended up getting club VIP pack with her ( 5 dance min.)
I was amazed to see many of these girls, after doing a "wanna dance" trip through a club FULL of suits, sitting around in a vulture pack waiting for the next victim to walk in. That time could have been spent cultivating prospects, working on tip for time arrangements, etc. There was plenty of money in that club for the girls who could figure out how to earn it.
Hell, with the condition I was in a girl with a halfway decent hustle would have picked up some cash from me too, but not those girls.
I've definitely had the loud, obnoxious fat chick jump on my lap, crush my femurs and decide to stay put. It's pretty hard to get rid of these ones!
She's since moved on.
I finally used the excuse that I had to go to the bathroom to get mine up that time.
They do, but, the thing is IMO, it's kind of hard to find a dancer that you'd actually WANT to have deliver on those promises.