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http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-think-that-stripper-really-liked-me,10883/ By Frank Voss The Onion I know what you're going to say when I tell you this, but I think that stripper down at The Kitten Klub really liked me. The little red-haired one, Kandi. I don't know what it was, but…

PRICHARD, Alabama -- Police are investigating after three Mobilians were shot at a Prichard strip club early this morning, apparently as part of an ongoing argument, according to the officials. Lashay Gibbs Antoinette, 23, David Antonio Mitchell, 20 and Ryan O'Neil…

Its getting s face lift....new $100 look phat yo

Will you be paying for TNA today ?

local biznas got just down due to a white powder scare in the mail......

Where is the craziest place you ever got some crazy vip like action? Walmart dressing room? The roof of the empire state building? While horseback riding? At the zoo? In a jackoffbox bathroom? In a car in a busy parking lot?

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A man was shot outside a gentlemen's club early this morning and police say the motive may be revenge. It happened during an argument between two employees outside the Dreams nightclub on Crossview and Clarkcrest…

So I was on my way to Brad's Brass Flamingo the other day thinking I need to stop for some cash before I get there. And then what to my wondering eyes did appear? Right there on Washington Street, a…

Some say the theory of many parallel universes is interesting, but impossible to prove, because it's only possible to observe the universe that you are in. But I just found an exception to this limitation. If you look…

Manhattan, Kansas, police are trying to figure out what to do with a man who called 911 in desperation after he could not pay a $400 fee to a prostitute. The man reportedly requested a two-hour session from the pro in…

Dramatis Personae: Dancer A: a busty blonde in her mid-20's who I've known for a few weeks Dancer B: a busty brunette in her mid-30's who I've know for a few years …

And in the first pick of the 2013 NFL draft, the Kansas City Chiefs pick..... Wait! No, no, no I mean how long does it take for lapdanceking to cum in his pants?

1. I'm 26, sometimes I lie about my age if I feel like the customer I'm talking to is ageist 2. I've danced in Virginia, Maryland, Maine, South Carolina, Pennsylvania & every club in Richmond, where I live. 3.…

Should one really go strip clubbing on their birthday? Or should their time be better invested doing other things. I got no family to see so there's a no to that.

WTF?? Why Only 20 dollars?? Why not 200 dollars? So I can do some OTC with her

Have you had your lap dance for today ?

http://www.nbcnews.com/travel/virgin-america-wants-fliers-get-lucky-35-000-feet-6C9576841 "I'm not a betting man, but I say your chance of deplaning with a plus-one are at least 50 percent," Branson said. Can dancers and a VIP lavatory be far behind?

There have been some really funny threads and flame wars on here. Some threads seem to take off in a completely different direction than intended adding to the entertainment. Which thread or threads did you get the most entertainment out

So in his post about himself (an interesting trend around here recently) Rell reveled that he's in sales and I have to admit that it made me curious in a broader sense to know what y'all do for a living…

My boobs are real. I only dance occasionally. I'm pretty normal by stripper standards. Go ahead and ask.

I think I've figured out the other abbreviations, but can't find this one. Thanks

I like strippers

1.im 30 years old 2.im 5'8 3.im 195 pounds 4.im a former avid power lifter whos considering getting back into it 5.i have been going to strip clubs for 8 years now 6.i have never came in my pants (lol Lapdanceking) 7.i own 2 houses…

I am not much of a drinker – but I tend to be wund up a bit tight sometimes and will sometimes have one (sometimes two but normally 1) strong drink to mellow/numb me out a bit. When I lived in…

Have you clubbed today ?