When adult business regulations are put into legalese, they can be quite entertaining to read. Somewhat off topic: I remember reading a legal brief years ago where someone was suing someone else for be called an asshole in public. The funny reading was where a legal definition of "asshole" was written to proceed with the charge.
Juice went bicycling topless in downtown Asheville. Now they are working on a new law to protect all the blinded children and stunned mothers. Just remember to tell all the kiddies, nipples are deadly.
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This is a result of the topless protests that have taken place in Asheville NC in the past 2 years.
Juicbox69 may have participated.
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You mean, like, outdoors in public?
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Well, at least I can still nurse my son anywhere I want if I go back to NC. Yes, I'm one of them mamas that nurse their babies anywhere with no cover.
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SuperDude - Yes
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Fucking Asheville.
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When adult business regulations are put into legalese, they can be quite entertaining to read. Somewhat off topic: I remember reading a legal brief years ago where someone was suing someone else for be called an asshole in public. The funny reading was where a legal definition of "asshole" was written to proceed with the charge.
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Was juice there showing his man boobs? :)
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Juice went bicycling topless in downtown Asheville. Now they are working on a new law to protect all the blinded children and stunned mothers. Just remember to tell all the kiddies, nipples are deadly.
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If I was a legislator I'd propose a law ENCOURAGING women to go topless. As long as they are hot. Uggos can keep their shirts ON!
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