Disqualifies

32 comments

• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Stinky cooter, bad attitude, bad breath, anything that looks like an open sore of any variety.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Nipple piercings.
• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  No tits to speak of. It's a bad thing to have bigger tits than the dancer.
• Looking2Party

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  11 years ago

  As a young guy in his mid 20s, anyone old enough to be friends with my mom. No joke, saw a mother still dancing in the same club as her now 18 year old daughter...
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  If vincemichaels got a dance from her first. :)
• crsm27

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  11 years ago

  Smell.... So bad breathe, body odor, stinky cooter..... All can be taken care of with perfume, baby wipe, or mint....so no excuse for that. Body shape or size.....not too much of an issue.... I will always tip if the are naked when I am at the rail.....for LD's....Well then i get picky....but sometimes you don't have much choice if it is a off night for a club.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  thecsmell of cigarette smoke on her clothing or in her hair.
• boogieknight369

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  11 years ago

  Motor, ur that turned off by nipple rings? I fuckin love a nice pair of big fake tits with pierced nipples. My dis-qualifiers are: chubby strippers, Bad teeth (i.e. meth mouth), chicks who can't deepthroat.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  Bad body smells generally tops the list, but a bad attitude is up there. Girls who look anorexic always turn me off, too (and one of the clubs near me has too many of them).
• stanlee

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  11 years ago

  no tits, short hair (some exceptions of course), smelly beav, smelly breath, smelly pits, that's about it. oh, and don't be fat. or pregnant. some of you dancers should probably bleach your asshole too. just sayin. On the flip side - it's a mandatory tip if you do pole tricks even if the above apply. but don't take my tip as an invitation to do any lappers. I just appreciate the effort, fatty.
• GoVikings

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  11 years ago

  I don't like dancers who are a lot older than me. I'm just 26, so those dancers in there 40's or older are disqualified. Fortunately, this is rarely an issue because most dancers I've seen are pretty young. The other one is exactly what vincemicheals said
• Electronman

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  11 years ago

  To the above list, I'd add heavy perfume and glitter, for obvious reasons if you're married.
• 3LeggedMan

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  11 years ago

  I also dislike random pieces of metal protruding from my dancers face, nipples, or clitty. Small boobies are ok if there's significant nipplage to play with.
• 3LeggedMan

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  11 years ago

  DFK is not so great with metal or plastic in her tongue!
• davejones1978

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  11 years ago

  To many tatoos
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  Plenty of bases covered above, I'll add 2 more: 1) If I think dancer weighs more than I do.(I'm not a small guy.) 2) If I think dancer is a tranny.(One dancer that had the deepest voice I've heard on any dancer. "Shim" had been bandied about on local board about being a tranny.)
• cnyknight

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  11 years ago

  In no particular order - Small Tits, Fake Tits (I prefer big naturals) - Any kind of bad smell (including cigs) - Bad hair (I prefer long and soft) - Too much ink or piercings (I don't mind tastefully done) - Bad teeth - Bad attitude mind you I usually will give dancers outside of my normal type a chance, but its a roll of the dice, some of my best and worst dances have been with dancers outside what I typically prefer.
• umissedaspot

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  11 years ago

  Call me close minded. I have to wonder what "positive attributes" you could find in a transsexual dancer?
• minnow

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  11 years ago

  umiss- I put tranny dancers passing themselves off as female in the same category as a counterfeit art dealer peddling fake Rembrandts. But, given some pics I've seen out there, a handful could pull the con off. Which is one of several reasons why I favor nude clubs over topless clubs. As for your "positive attributes" question: Several years back a Las Vegas "showgirl" who was voted the sexiest of the month happened to be a transexual. Obviously, enough voters found "positive attributes" on "shim". Please go to some guess the tranny pic quizzes, and let us know how you do. Therein lies your answer.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  To varied to list. Something I don't care for can be overridden if something else is better. A perfect example, tattoos. I don't care for them at all. Both my current faves have them as well as my ATF. The faves tats are negated by beautiful jet black long hair and an exotic face. The ATF, same as the faves, but the biggest plus, Asian.
• umissedaspot

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  11 years ago

  Thanks but I'll pass. I got my answer.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Bad hygiene or unhealthy looking. No hips or no butt.
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  Excessive tattoos Short Hair Too Skinny Excessive Piercings Her weighing more than me Body Odor
• HungryGiraffe

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  11 years ago

  Fat, fugly, funky, fake-titted or flat-chested.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  Fake tits and especially the ones that look grossly fake and feel like they are made out of cement. I have turned down many a 8+ looking dancers b/c of the super-fake titties. I like my women natural. I like them natural and prefer a C-cup and above – although I will get LDs from small boobed girls as long as they have a nice figure that I like – but fake titties are a deal-breaker 90 to 95% of the time even if they look good otherwise.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  1. A bad smell is number one. I don't want to be near her. 2. Just not pretty at all, maybe real fat as well. 3. I don't care if she is a 8 or 9 in looks if her personality is so crappy, I would be happier shooting her with a paintball gun rather than seeing her dance naked. In other words, she doesn't know how to leave peacefully, she adds insults and ticks you off like it's her routine. She can turn guys from being happy to feeling ticked off. 4. Extremely small tits with nothing to compensate. I might still get dances from a dancer who is hot and charming if the only thing off is that she has small tits. 5. She is just not my type and I don't feel attracted to her. If the whole club looked like her all the time, I would just stay home or go to a regular bar.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Fake tits Too old (if she is my age then my wife is probably hotter than her anyway) Bad Attitude Smelly (cooch, breath)
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  The only two absolute deal breakers for me are any cause of stinkiness, or a dislike or awkwardness in dancing for women. There's no going back on either. I'm willing to work with most other things,tho. I used to immediately dismiss short hair, excessive skinniness or chubbiness, but I have sometimes found diamonds in the rough.
• Corvus

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  11 years ago

  Smokers turn me off when I can smell it in their hair or breath. Excessive ink is almost always a turn off. But more than anything is a very beautiful girl with no ass to speak of. She doesn't have to have a large ass, but no ass at all is worse than a fat ass.
• bang69

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  11 years ago

  i've turned down dances for verious reasons befor
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  If they don't have enough tattoos or hardware, that's a definite turn-off for me. I'll send 'em packing in a heartbeat.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I don't like too fat or skinny. Hail dammage on legs and ass are definite turnoffs. Bad attitude. Smelly pits cooch breath