Front Room

Do you bring your duck call or your goose call to the club?

Guys like different types of girls, Some like big tits, some like big asses,some like blondes. I have heard of guys telling a girl asking for a dance no thanks, that he wants a blonde. And that's…

Some times before I get a dance from a 8,9 or 10 I get so nervous I vomit. Is this normal ?

Props to Papi for posting this article a couple months ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ducks-only-interested-in-mans-bread,4761/ https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26306 My SC buddies (and the girls that SC with us) laughed pretty hard. The men more so. But I've noticed that not all the dancers are "ducks" who love you when…

Lee Roy Myers has everything you'd expect to find in the nation's porn capital in Southern California: sets of a classroom, hospital room, locker room and a bedroom, as well as a list of porn stars waiting to perform. But…

Ever go to a strip club and party like there is no tomorrow. I did yesterday. I was supposed to be recuperating from surgery at this time so I went to the club yesterday to get my fill. I got…

Did you hear about the gay guy that is on the patch? He is down to 4 butts a day. Did you hear about the gay sitcom? Leave it, its beaver What are the rules of gay poker? Queens are wild and straights…

In my local daily newspaper this morning was a front page headline about a former stripper who now owns seven drive-up bikini coffee stands. (They're plentiful here in the Puget Sound Region.) She's in jail now and she's…

So, I've got two girls at a club I go to that give me great dances individually. It just so happens that these two girls are friends also. I've never done a two girl lap dance before, but I'm thinking…

Of course we all expect that when we pay the money for a Champagne Room that the dancer will be totally nude, but how many of you remove clothing and how much when you're in private with a dancer?…

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch. Well, halfway through January…

Bag Boy James has pics of everything!. He had pics of his hot lady friends. He has pics of his humble home. He has pics of his mopeds. He has pics of his southern flags. He has a pic of…

It has dawned on me after a few years in this hobby that I have yet to meet a down-home, farm girl stripper. I have taken three different dancers to my farm for fun. For each one of them it…

Frankie was vanishingly small down there, no hope of filling Annette's cavernous love canal. Discuss.

I'm here again for the weekend. what you guys recommend in Phoenix for a full nude club. And with private rooms. Let me know and it's for tonight.

If you believe in the old saying about famous deaths comes in threes, the who is next? Today, actors from two iconic sitcoms passed away. Russell Johnson - The Professor from Gilligan's Island And Dave Madden - the agent on The Partridge Family Damn.…

What happen to this jolly gentleman ?

So I've recently hit it off with this stripper, there is mutual attraction, we are going to the movies tomorrow blah blah blah. She works at a air dance club, so I know extras aren't happening ITC, but I want…

Anyone?

When i club Gucci all I got is big faces ! I don't ask for change and I don't make change cuz all I toss is dem big Faces !

My new religion is... http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/worship-kanye-west-in-yeezianity/ I've learned eternal truths like "you can make a lot of scratch and still be a fuckin' nutjob" and "don't matter how rich the bitch is you always gots ta get a prenup". I think Gucci_Mane should

...if you could be a Juice alias IRL?

When TUSCL lost all of our photos a short time ago one of my photos was a bitmap image. I used a scanner to get in onto my computer. Now I try to upload it again to "my photos", it…

I'm out day jail house and I've got my swollen on...I'm ready for some stripping clubbing

Soonish hustler!