Front Room

So, I was supposed to have my chilli ready by the 49ers@Seahawks game kick-off but I didn't. It still needs to become a little more Chillified. It's getting there. Anybody make their own chilli? One of…

Little Debbie or Swiss Miss Whichever do you want, Discuss

Has anyone ever tried them?

When it comes to strip clubs, would you rather spend more on beauty but receive less benefits, or spend the same or less on less beauty but with more benefits? This is obviously a question of relevance and those…

I am by no means a regular SC attendee, but on the occasion that I do go, I at least consider the possibility of buying a lapdance or two. The clubs I am referring to are Beansnappers, Sapphires Lounge and Stars…

For those of you who do *not* use a burn phone, or a service such as Google Voice, to communicate with dancers, escorts, etc, why not? Is it just that you didn't know such things were available, or some other reason?

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Of course it was juice who received the most positive props (many his own) but I wonder who here on TUSCL has received the most negative ones? Hmmmmmm?

I was cruising through the boob tube looking for boobies when I came across this movie. Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! Halle Berry is banging. I'd love to have her get me in VIP. Here's a clip…

2000 guys pay $5 to be in a sex lottery for a porn actress. But the actress can turn down the guy who wins. He gets his $5 back, out of the actress's share of the money.…

A Vision of our Environmental & Ecological & Social Future? Who knows...? Just re-watched the film.

A current stripper friend of mine wants me to get her a job where I work. She wants a regular job and wants to still dance on the weekends she says. If i get her the job it doesn't mean…

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I know two dancers very well. I have been to VIP with both of them separately numerous times. One with no kids broke up with her BF several months ago and moved in with the other and her BF. Also…

Okay, going deep here on TUSCL. I was basking in a warm after glow of a successful AMP visit contemplating how nice it is to have multiple options for fine female companionship. These options are available to me…

That is all I have to say. But I prefer the club, I like to put in a little work. Calling an escort normally just requires a call. But to have a really good time at the…

For all you dumb muthafuckaz I'ma break it down illa" So today we're going to learn how to make authentic purple drank, lean, sizzurp. Lean is an fairly popular drink popularized in Houston, Texas. (Especially amongst DJ Screw fans). It is…

I am bewildered by the wetness or dryness of pussy. Are some women just naturally wet from the get go and others have to be warmed up? I have touched some stripper pussy that was soaking wet at my touch…

Purple, purple ,purple let's drunk up and stay trippa mane

I went to another club last weekend other than my regular Rick's cabaret here in town. and get dances from a stripper who I'd seen once before and she offered her number so I would know when she was working.…

I always thought that drunk/stoned/high strippers would be more fun, or more into giving more for less, but instead I find them annoying, argumentative, and aggressive. What do you think?

Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club

Did you know that almost all birds lack a penis? (including the bald eagle) But our friend the duck has a might impressive schlong. Although, he's a grower not a shower. The penis is hidden inside a sac and when it's…

Here are a few I've heard that I don't hear everyday: Chocolate Thunder Naughty Magic Hypnotic

I am not a fan of how they always give me $2 bills at some clubs. Even if I ask them not to give them to me sometimes they'll say they have to. It's like they are trying…