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Shill review wars in your town?

There is a club in an area that I am in a lot that is a bit remote and does not have the best dancers. Interestingly, reviews keep popping up on TUSCL periodically, touting this club. Almost always from a…

knight_errantVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 11

My ATF was not a dancer

The strippers came and went from my favorite club in Denver but C stayed through the years presiding over the bar. An honest drink and an honest smile were what she offered. Yes, I loved her, but so did…

mausercatContributor13 yrs ago 5 6

this is one thing i hate

One thing I hate. is when leaving a sc a dancer comes running up & says." Give me a dance or a tip so I can get some money/" can't wait to here what y'all think.

bang69Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 12

Headmuns Security Pants

Real or not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyNVpvZRwIY

ClubberVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 2

Chase Bank at it again

You can bet Chase will accept their bail out money though... http://www.cnbc.com/id/101616944 Chase closing accounts of porn stars: Report 21 Hours Ago CNBC.com Chase Bank is closing the accounts of hundreds of people who work in the adult industry, according to multiple reports Celebrity blogger Perez…

deogolContributor12 yrs ago 2 4

Thinking XXX Dvd

I rented this Dvd recently and I thought other TUSCL readers may find it interesting. It does have a touch of pretense but it was still a good documentary with lots of nude footage of 30+ porn stars (mostly female).…

trixxiVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 10

Who is going to church today?

To get a lapper from the HAWT church chicks!

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 1 4

OT-Movie continuity errors

The one I remember is the beginning of Alien. You see a computor screen turn on to awaken the crew. A coffee cup is to the right. After switching away, its back to the screen. The coffe cup is gone! No…

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 14

OT:Favorite Active Athlete

Good morning my friends. After watching a 49 year old Bernard Hopkins win yet again this past Saturday, I can't help but marvel at his accomplishments. He is my favorite active athlete. To be a boxing champion…

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 18

Ilbbaicnl says the craziest shit

I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 1 11

Suddenly You See A Lookalike And You Say...

Man, twas about last week when I went to a club and had a good time with my friends. This lady showed up and we got some convo going. Not bad. The convo was so good I ended up buying a…

alabegonz12 yrs ago 3 11

Best nickname for another TUSCLer

What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll point out a good one…

zipman68Contributor12 yrs ago 4

"I would have done [xyz], but I didn't have the time."

I have read countless reviews on here from guys who claim that they were offered [insert the fun activity here] in some VIP or CR area, but did not partake because they "didn't have the time." Does anyone actually…

rickduganElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 22

Actual Real-World Interaction with Dancers

Most of us know that the vast majority of dancer/customer relations are all about money. However, I see some cynicism on TUSCL that suggests several guys here think it is impossible to actually make a real-world connection with a dancer, even…

howVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 7 33

Anybody want to grope her?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2613123/Nice-bee-louse-Woman-WEARS-12-000-stinging-insects-naked-chest-stomach-churning-photo-series.html

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 6

Boy or Girl?

Here's a blog Rick created where you guess the sex of the dancers he's slept with. http://slutroulette.com/blog/dick-or-clit/ Guess the sex, then scroll over the pic to see if you were right!

Doc_Holliday12 yrs ago 19 3

Lilo gets shown up. :)

http://www.celebuzz.com/2014-04-25/watch-lindsay-lohan-take-a-spin-on-the-stripper-pole-again/

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

"Just don't cum inside me, ok?"

Seriously now, do any of the girls who say this really believe that a guy is going to pull out just as he is hitting full steam? It takes a lot of willpower to pull out just when things…

rickduganElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 31

Deputies: Man drives truck into strip club, trying to take out bouncer

A Jefferson{OH} man could face felony charges after he reportedly drove a truck into an Ashtabula Township business in an attempt to strike an employee with the vehicle.Ashtabula County Sheriff's Department deputies were dispatched to the Rare Cherry Gentleman's Club,…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

TUSCL redesigned?

I clicked on the reviews section and it looks completely different! What...the...fuck! It's not going to be the same without the graphite background.

Hard4Dancers12 yrs ago 11 3

Now we know the truth.

48? 103? Wow. If you ever wanted to attack StripperWeb, this is all you need: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?53548-How-many-people-have-you-slept-with

Hard4Dancers12 yrs ago 4 10

Managing OTC relationships

The nice thing about doing OTC when I travel is that there is almost never drama involved, probably because I am gone from town soon after the event. I also had it pretty good when I clubbed in NY/CT.…

rickduganElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 9

Is it disrespectful to ask for OTC?

A couple of weeks ago I was getting dances from one of the finest dancers I've ever seen. While she is beautiful and sweet, her dances are somewhat unspectacular. We've really never had that much chemistry either.…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 23

Her: "I'd love to pick up where we left off.

We met on Seeking Arrangement well over a year ago. We chatted through personal emails and met once for dinner, but for whatever reason, we never pursued an arrangement. Out of the blue she emails me last night,…

steve229Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 12

Guns

Once an old man gave me some great advice. He told me that if I ever got married to make sure she had really big boobs. He told me that they had to be at least big enough to…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 2
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