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It really isn't healthy to have as much of a hard on for RickDugan as ol' RIchStud has. He seriously needs to focus on something else. My plan is to post weird shit on his threads until he acknowledges me.…

You went 100 years into the future and everyone had their own personal robots. Some of these robots appear like hot females with full sexual capabilities. Would you still visit strip clubs or just buy a few…

...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club. What do you tell him? Does it matter that he's an alien? Does it matter that he's fictional?

How did that blonde bombshell get to be my avatar?

I don't see what is wrong with this. Women often call my sex acts a clown performance. http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/07/naughty-bodies-operator-gets-prison-time/10165193/

I did a few weeks ago and she refused to take it off except for in private. So weird

I spent a little time on a cam site tonight. After talking with the girl for a while, I am starting to wonder if she was trying to tell me that she was trafficked. Below is the last…

The Good: Dive bars can be incredibly profitable clubs for dancers. Dive bars can also be a great place for customers to find unusually high mileage dances at a reasonable price. Even though most expect dive bars to have less…

OK – I'm bored and there is not much going on TUSCL – thought this was kinda funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhz1cK_f9A

This post does not strictly have to do with strippers. I'm really attracted to women who are middle aged-- late 30s through around late 40s/early 50s or so. I'm not sure why that is--just the way I am (I especially…

On my thread lamenting the exit of our bud LMN minnow brought up other missing brothers. Alucard -- what can we say about our favorite Vulcan vampire dude. He marched to the beat of his own drummer, and that's pretty frickin'…

I was admiring a dancer the other night and found myself oddly turned on by her "dimples of Venus" or her butt dimples, those small indentations just above the butt. I've seen a couple of dancers with piercings in…

Here in the mountains of NC we get delayed TV. I just saw Topless Prophet on the tube for the first time. Was wondering if anyone has been to the clubs and tasted the virtues of the dancers featured…

A security guard was shot early Saturday morning at a Northwest Dallas strip club. Dallas police responded to the Onyx Club at the 10500 block of Wire Way shortly before 3 a.m. They discovered the guard shot in the right thigh.…

Has anyone ever experienced cum in pants remorse? I did not know there was such a thing because though i had cum in my pants several times in the past but the last two times the stripper mentioned something about…

Wednesday afternoon, in one of my favorite clubs, this black chick walks up and says "Hi. Remember me?". No I shake my head and then she tells me her name and I remembered her. It had been 7 years since…

Do you TUSCLers try to get dances from the hottest girls in the club? I'm not talking about clubs where the hottest dancer is a 6 or 7. For example with me, I can be in a club where there's a…

Offering P4P to retired dancers. I've tried and not going successfully. I know the plenty o' fish in the sea rule, but sometimes a PL is in mad puppy dog love. All hypothetical of course.

Am I missing something or is there no place to leave a review of a dancer at a club without posting an entire club review? I just had a great experience with a dancer at one of my favorite clubs…

While browsing the web I stumbled into this article about owning the sought after hard-to-tame p*ssy. The guy puts forth 41 commandments. I'd some of them hit target while some were a bit off. What say you? Taken from http://bit.ly/1i9tnXn Out of all of…

I wish I could meet one American soldier who survived that day...and thank him. Soon the greatest generation will be gone.

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Well, well my fellow pervs. The weekend has arrived and, alas, we won't be treated to another post from our bud LMN. I'm sad about that, 'cos the dudes posts were frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Well, they are funny if you assume…

It's Friday and once again, time for Fuck-Marry-Kill. I apologize for slacking. I've been lazy, with no excuses. On to the show. Today, we will be reviewing 3 Blonde Bombshells- Brooklyn Decker Marrissa Miller Kate Upton Late the games begin.…

On Wednesday I made a 25-mile bike ride through Hines Park near Detroit. On Thursday I made a 25-year-old dancer at a Detroit strip club. Coincidence?