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Remember, even American Kobe breeds have lips and assholes. Take that stuff and pack it in a sausage casing. What do you have? A groovy Wagyu Kobe Hot Dog!!! I actually couldn't resist when I saw them on the menu. Only…

I see a bad boom rising. I see trouble on the way. I see nursing schools and cocktail waitressing I see bad times today. Don't go clubbing tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad boom on the rise. I hear air dances a-blowin'. I…

When she is gorgeous, a 9 your book, it smells nice & clean, you know you are her first customer of the day, she lowers her VIP price to what you offer and then she literally sticks it in your…

I met up with a 25 year old dancer OTC last night and she was telling me that she's been doing some web cam work and is making decent money. Have any other tusclers been involved with this end of…

In a previous discussion, someone had replied with a mention of the Industrial Strip, which unfortunately is also in the ghetto. From my personal experiences, the #1 Chicagoland Strip Club within less than 75 miles of Downtown Chicago is…

OK, OK...I'm prefacing this by saying I love the Sunshine State. I own property there and was even lounging on the waterfront in the St. Pete area not too long ago. So no disrespect to the Floridians. But FUCK...Fla USA…

MARION COUNTY, Fla. - A 52-year-old man is dead after he was struck by a bus early Saturday morning outside a Marion County strip club, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. The incident happened around 1:38 a.m. Saturday on US-441…

From the way the dreaded Club O Gentlemen's Club in the Chicago, Illinois south suburb of Harvey has been ruthlessly blocking me and blocking me on their Facebook page for posting warnings that the club sits in a bad area,…

Anyone from anywhere close to mansfield ohio

Finally made out with a stripper(dont know if bad idea or not lol) guess its a start happened outa nowhere really was pretty drunk got 2 dances on the first dance she shoved her hand in my pants and told…

"Energy and persistence conquer all things." - Benjamin Franklin In September a dancer I'll call Sansa treated me very disrespectfully. I had been seeing her regularly for 8 or 10 months and had been spending a lot of money on…

I see the 1-10 scale being used to describe the level of attractiveness of the dancers in a club in almost every review and I've always wondered what is considered a 1 and what is considered a 10 to the…

The large group of people who don't vote at all, or the large group of people who vote in presidential but not mid-term elections? Clearly the latter, I think. The first group, for understandable reasons, have given up,…

I was watchin' the ol' idiot box tryin' to get inspired to have fun while Mrs. Zip be out o' town when what did I see? The AT&T commercial with the hot chick named Lily (I did not know the…

Shane Harrington found a way to combine three of his desires: alcohol, adult entertainment and Lincoln. Harrington, the 39-year-old who helped create porn star Melissa Midwest, is promoting and marketing Saturday's official grand opening of The Foxy Gentlemen’s Club at 18th…

I meet a nice lady made her my gf and been banging her out for a month. Construction picked up so I got a new job once I get first check off to the club I goo!!! Can't wait…

Check it out...dude in Colorado got all twisted on the drugs, stole an ambulance, and got tased without saying "don't tase me bro." To top off that evening of badassery he apparently decided to jack it in the police station…

You know how we're all looking for ways to capitalize on the economic boom? Well, I’ve come up with an idea and wanted to bounce it off you guys and gal. I’m starting an Uber-like service, specifically targeted towards strip…

Have been following of late the news that bill c-36 is set to become law in Canada. The bill appears to be making prostitution illegal and going after those who traffic women and profit from them mostly (which is of…

I will be in Ft Lauderdale and West Palm Beach in early February of a couple of weeks. In your opinions wheat are the best clubs for extremely high mileage.......(Detroit style), thank' you very much. Vic

. Strips clubs in South kick ass. Texas, Arizona, Tampa, Atlanta Strip clubs in North ? Lame, Lame, Lame. Northern Cali, Portland, Seattle, Canada, New Hampshire, NJ, NY .... except it so seemed Detroit may be an exception. Just by the…

LA MARQUE {TX}— The owner of a local strip club was briefly kidnapped, along with his girlfriend and one of the club’s dancers, by armed men Friday morning, Galveston Sheriff’s Office officials said. According to a media release sent…

In each case the flimsy backdoor of the chicken eatery was punched in, allowing access. "It's almost like someone used a hamhock to smash their way in", exclaimed one officer. Also troubling to detectives was the enormous size of the fingerprints left…

Thats when you splatter all over her in the car and she starts screaming and trying to get out

I often get raging hard-ons when I get high-mileage LDs and often times dancers think that I am so hard-up that I am going to cum in my pants – but I don’t have the LDK gift. Thus on certain occasions;…