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I do not engage in extras beyond great 2 way contact, but I do wonder how do you who do engage in further activities avoid getting "caught with your pants down" by LE? Are there tells in your environment that…

Have not read them so IDK if they are good.

No thank you! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2956905/Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

I talked a little bit about some of my ongoing and planned ventures, and I explained how this new year was going to be exciting and about how I knew that good was going to be happening. This has no relation…

Seeing the post earlier about drama in a strip club review, I thought I'd post this link for others to see. This used to be one of my favorite clubs. But I haven't been there in a year or two. Maybe I…

With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

Kansas lawmakers weighed adopting tougher restrictions on strip clubs and adult book stores, including a ban on full nudity at strip clubs and a ban against building a “sexually oriented business” within 1,000 feet of schools and houses of worship. The…

I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!

I live in Portland, and we have a NBA team (Portland Trailblazers). At my favorite club, a dancer told me a lot of the dancers were fucking some of the Blazers. I'm assuming she meant dating or a fuckbuddy relationship.…

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says…

libbicini's post about Iraqi strippers got me thinking. I think Iraqi strippers would suck. I'd rather have hot Ukranian strippers. A lot of eastern european chicks like to take it up their ass! I like hot blondes that take it…

A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th…

"China’s world-best stock market rally made January the busiest month for IPOs in a year. It also created a bundle of new billionaires" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-16/china-churning-out-billionaires-like-it-s-1999-with-soaring-ipos But Stevie-girl and The Economist said back in October that the world economy was DOOMED with China to…

I had an atf at one of my favorite sc in my area. Due to my gullibility and her willingness to take advantage it. Problem is, my new atf has started dancing at the same bar. What should I do?

I had date set for last Friday with my atf. We exchanged text in the morning to meet in the afternoon at the hotel. Before I left for hotel, I texted her, she didn't reply and also tried to call…

Due to the civil wars, many Iraqi and Syrian families have become refugees. But unemployment is generally very high in the over-regulated economies of the Middle East. So someone living in a place where they don't know people…

Suppose you had a budget for getting 6 dances on one SC visit. Which option do you prefer? a) Six dances from your favorite back to back b) Three dances from two girls, one of whom is obviously not your favorite c) ???…

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Beyoncé.....mmm,mmm What a body. Killed it at the tribute for Stevie Wonder. Kind of a waste though. Like buying a Ferrari for Stephen Hawking

That's right. Here in Colorado.... http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/18511/

What do you guys think of someone here with just one review in two years? One of the clubs in my area that I've been wanting information about just received a decently thorough review from someone, but this is the…

'Stripper's pole' preacher gives entire filmed sermon with exposed NIPPLES http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/strippers-pole-preacher-gives-entire-5173162

http://kdvr.com/2015/02/14/oklahoma-boy-sends-valentine-to-every-girl-in-school/ "A high school male student who wished to remain anonymous, sent a valentine to all 1,076 girls at the school, KFOR reported. He planned this grand gesture of kindness several months in advance, so he could save money to buy every…

Now there have been plenty of threads regarding best lines from dancers, but how about best lines from the hottest of the hottest. To qualify, she has to be at least a 9 in your opinion. What are the best lines…

I have noticed after dancing at several clubs that nude clubs have been my money maker. I was curious if this was really that big of a deal to you guys. I've never found a pussy to be all that…