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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink... "That'll be $20", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him... The gorilla orders some nachos.. "That'll be $25", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him "Say, we never get gorillas in here", says the…

Lately I haven't been posting dancer's named in any of my reviews. If I'm referring to a particular dancer I'll use descriptions like body type, hair color, tattoos etc. The only time I think names are appropriate in reviews is…

i guess i made a mistake i apologize

first of all i think slutty in your eyes is dirty, all of us can be slutty at times if we want i have been registered to this site quite a while now and i guess stupid me thought she…

Ok, so the right likes to spread the MYTH OF DOOM that Social Security will go broke and to back this they put up models that do not take into account that the population will get healthier and will be…

Wednesday was like meh, hump day pretty much. I was so bored there was nothing to watch on TV. Even YouTube was not cutting it for me either. So, I hopped on my awesome car and drove mindlessly without thinking about where…

Having recently turned 18 me and a couple friends discovered strip clubs and are pretty hooked. Pretty much wondering if the vip is worth what you pay? I'm in SoCal and VIPs average out at 100 for 30 mins. My thinking…

looking for a woman for a suprise 3 some with boyfriend any ideas talking clean and honest

I have natural b cups and have been thinking about implants. What do you prefer and why?

Little Caesars has devised a brand new place to feed the public's obsession with bacon: wrapped around the pizza crust. More specifically, 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the pizza crust. Today, the innovative budget pizza chain will unveil plans to…

I wasn't planning on returning to AMPing yet, because I am still not free to actually partake of all the possibilities of getting girls outside and off of the clock. But talking about it so much here, in response…

Knock, knock Who's there? Thyme Thyme who? Thyme to wipe my ass!

Which TUSCL member posed as the model for these? http://www.jokideo.com/tag/big-balls-door-knocker/

Am I the only the that sees a new poster with some odd quirk and immediately suspect that it's another juice alias?

A man is in fair condition after being shot by a Fort Worth officer outside a strip club early this morning. Police say officers were patrolling the area near Meacham Boulevard and Mark IV Parkway a little after 2 a.m. when…

I just love them! Tons of fun! Just brilliant!

It would be awkward for me to be caught now!

One of the great prophecies of DOOM we hear regarding the future is that social security will go broke. I think the models that predict this are wrong because they don't take into sufficient account the fact that people will…

Looks like those "Cock Brothers" (as josh43 like to call them) are up to no good working to destroy our democracy once again. "Koch Group Claims California Endangers Donors by Demanding Names" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-17/koch-group-claims-california-endangers-donors-by-demanding-names

Turns out that even ISIS fighters are PLs. http://dailym.ai/1AhndQ1

Fucking whore man I am telling you. All strippers are whore in disguise. One is name Heather this hot chick who used to rock the Goth style and then just getting hair extentsion, and went from pale vampire skin to…

Oreo Cookies. My latest visit to Follies had chicken wings on the buffet. Or Oreo Cookies at the bar. Oreo Cookies. Yummy!!!

They deleted my warnings both on their Facebook and Stripclublist pages. They banned me from their Stripclublist page. They bullied me on their Facebook page, calling me "head case" and other vile stuff. And they continue to…

Aww yes happened not to long ago on my birthday week. No sex just one sucking my dick while da other sucked my balls. Nigga that was a good night ;) I'll talk more about it in a review…

What is your advice to a new unexpert clubs customer..?