I had a female tell me she was going to get married then got up close to me and pulled out one of her tits and showed me her nipple. Then she wanted a tip to help raise money for her marriage. First I gave her a me, then a two. she said that was worth five. I gave her one more to placate her. She walked off. She had put her leg in between mine rubbing up against me. Made me wonder if she could have been a dancer from somewhere. She left after I tipped three. A few minutes later she came back and flashed her nipple and one tit again. I gave her one more. Didn't bother me. She had nice tits.
What would you guys have done? I was thinking I would not have been happy if I was the guy she was going to marry and she was doing this to a total stranger.
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Correction, she said she was getting married and collecting money for the cause.
Seems like it would be pretty harmless. Why not?
Could she have been drunk? I said one out of a thousand female customers approach me. I must have reached the next thousand mark. :)
Maybe the number goes up to 3 out of a hundred drunk female customers. I don't mind seeing a pair of nice tits though. The club probably wouldn't appreciate it if they saw what was going on.
Yes I would've kept her, and then I would've promised her more for a good lap dance.
I would've tipped her too
I would have flashed her my dick, and said it was worth $20.
I wonder if she's going to pop back up? I didn't see her doing this to anyone else but I could have missed it. $5 a tit, she might want a ten for both.
Lol, @ jack. Good one!
Nice. Those are bonus boobies! Boobies! Boobies!
Jackslash ftw!
Sure, why not.
I would probably tip her if she gave a hands-on experience.
She seems like the type of lady that will have a very long and healthy marriage :-)
Sounds like money well spent.
Did you tell her to come back for her divorse party too? She can make some real money then.
Probably, would depend on how she rolled up. I'd be worried, the next time I went to stage tip, the dancer would be like "hey your gave her $3 for a 10 second flash don't I deserve $100?".
I do not believe any dancers noticed her approaching me. It was in a very large club and I wasn't at the stage.
However I had some flash backs today. I closed my eyes and pictured a girl coming at me and putting her boob and nipple in my face and putting her leg in between mine. if a bunch of girls did this, I might need more ones. :). or maybe phone numbers if they aren't getting married right away.
I have only run into one other female customer in all of my exploits in the past few years, and I wouldn't have wanted any part of her. She was a butch woman who was friendly enough, but definitely would never have been mistaken for a super model. But if she had been hot and flashed me, I not only would have tipped her, I would have taken her to the ladies room and fooled around abit.
When I bartended I got flashed instead of tipped. I needed the money but it was fun.
I would have tipped her a few bucks. I was in a club the other day and spotted a very beautiful asian honey that I had never seen before. Stunning. While I was salivating thinking how our time together was going to go, I figured out she was actually a customer sitting with some dude. Man, I wish she would have come over and showed me her tits.
I once had a girl do a drive by flash out in the parking lot when I was leaving a club. First she stopped me, then she asked me, how do these look?
I said, looks good!
No. I've actually seen a tit before.
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