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I Love Being Ridiculed

By San Jose Guy. Seriously, I have the best troll of anybody here. SJG, tell one of your jokes about me. Please. Don't make me mention gravy.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 9

Want to Buy a Vegas Strip Club?

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/john-l-smith/buyers-line-olympic-garden-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7

A Strip Club for Techies

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 13

the underground Mexican hat dancing circuit

as many of you know san_jose_guy has been caught in a number of fibs. everything from pretending to know about what San Francisco strip clubs are like to his cockamamie story about putting a pentecostal daughter molester in San…

DoctorPhil11 yrs ago 7 8

Mystery of the Butt Plug Revealed

Sometime back there was a thread or two discussing butt plugs and whether we were seeing them....some wondered what purpose they served. Well, I have it on good authority that while they may have some "ornamental" value, the real purpose…

bubba267Elite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 9

Breaking Up with a Japanese Girlfriend

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

Saturday afternoon clubbing

I need to club on Saturday afternoon more often. The dancer to PL ratio is great, like a Tuesday, but the dancer quality is higher than weekdays. There were at least 4 dancers I would have liked to get dances…

JamesSDContributor11 yrs ago 9 10

Woman Grabs 100 Balls in Public

I think I met this girl in a strip club. http://www.playboy.com/articles/woman-tries-to-grab-100-guys-balls-in-public?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=curvideo&utm_campaign=balls

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 7

If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas. Maybe: Gooeys Splooge City Cum N Go now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...

shailynnVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 30

OT: Dealings with famous people

Have you ever had dealings with any famous people? I'm not talking about seeing a celebrity in the strip club, or getting a autograph at a concert. There was a girl named Neveen on the reality show "Bad Girls Club". http://thebadgirlsclubshow.wikia.com/wiki/Neveen_Ismail She actually…

ClackportElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 33

Who is up for group sex?

AUBURN, Mass. (WHDH) - Police on Wednesday discovered an illegal sex party at an Auburn hotel when they burst into a hotel room and found 27 naked individuals. The women had been promised $5,000 to $10,000 for sex but were later told…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 9

Is TUSCL running slow for you tonight (Sat 7/18)?

Could be my connection – but seems other sites load up ok but TUSCL tonight sometimes loads fast and sometimes slow for me. Any issues on yo end?

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 11

Follies played this in the early afternoon last wednesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM1Fqi7JiQQ It was recorded in 1959. I was sitting with a very hot 21yo at the time. She said I couldn't dance to this but it would be great in VIP. I have to agree with her. I wonder if the…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

One more thing....Confederate gear vs Nazi gear

Ok, the Confederate flag is being banned, some one said they'll stop making them, major stores are pulling merchandise off the shelves....... Why is Nazi gear, and merchandise with Nazi emblems readily availible? Is this worth wondering about?

mikeya0211 yrs ago 2 58

Went On a Cruise with the Wife

When a man falls out of a boat you yell "Man overboard!" What do you say when a woman falls out of.a boat? "Full Speed Ahead!"

motorheadElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 9

Options in SF?

Reading the reviews, it sounds like clubs in San Francisco aren't worth the effort. Might try an amp instead. Any suggestions?

luv_womenVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 15 8

What's the Difference?

What's the difference between a joke and a dick? Women don't know how to take a joke.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 6

DoctorPhil (aka Dougster) revealed by Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)

Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil! TUSCL has long had a troll problem. The first step to solving…

zipman68Contributor11 yrs ago 2 8

The Bouncer Bully

I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I…

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 26

A Device I Need

Did you hear that they made a device that makes driving 95% quieter? It fits right over her mouth.

jackslashElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

Fun factoid: Wanda Boner worked for...

...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)... https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%20Sanders/Harland%20(Colonel)%20David%20Sanders%20Part%201%20of%201/view "Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when she starred in his groov-EEE drumstick…

zipman68Contributor11 yrs ago 2 2

Thanking a veteran

This is totally non brilliant. Owner of a restaurant refusing service to a disabled veteran. Guy needs his ass kicked right out of business https://youtu.be/OaWu-nMrZVQ

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 12

Another Teacher

I know there seems to be an endless stream of cute young teachers fucking their students. But this one tops most, if not all. She sucked more dick than a stripper at an extras dive club. http://dailym.ai/1J5SYBr

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

Dancer done good ?

Per a recent SW thread: The end of my stripping career Today is my last shift as a stripper. I'm not making a big deal about it, but I did contact my favorite regulars to let them know that this is…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 11

Lawyer bashing

Over the years I have heard all kinds horrible things said about attorneys. So for just once I'm going to turn the table. The definition of a good lawyer is one that gets a charge of sodomy reduced to one of…

shadowcatElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 18
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