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So So Looking Stripper taking all your Money

So it's weird. There's a new stripper working, she is absolutely nothing spectacular vs any other girl. But for some god unknown reason I'm like stuck on this one. She doesn't wear make up at all, goes with her natural…

GACAVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

Womcow

Suppose an advanced biotech company could take the DNA of any woman and create an organism exactly like her, but with the intelligence and docility of a cow. For convenience, let's call this "being" a womcow. Would it…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 4 25

Playboy will no longer feature nude women in its print edition

BUSINESS INSIDER Playboy will no longer feature nude women in its print edition Bryan Logan 3h 7,434 1 Playboy Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images for Playboy Times have changed at Playboy. Starting next year, the publication long known for showcasing the female physique, will no longer…

samsung1Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 33

Strip club accused of using Jonna Krupa pics to lure customers

I love the NY Post's description: "A seedy Long Island strip joint used pictures of “Dancing with the Stars’’ model contestant Joanna Krupa, among others, to dupe drooling customers into thinking she worked at the jiggle joint, court papers charge." http://nypost.com/2015/10/14/strip-club-accused-of-using-jonna-krupa-pics-to-lure-customers/

jackslashElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

Mom and Daughter Make Porn Together

http://www.viralthread.com/meet-the-mother-daughter-who-do-prn-together-and-insist-they-are-not-incestuous/

jackslashElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 6

OT: Frivolous Lawsuits

I used to think that lawsuits by dancers against strip clubs claiming they are employees were frivolous. This suit brings frivolous to a whole new level. A woman sued her 12-year-old nephew in Connecticut for $127,000 for injuries she says she…

whodeyContributor10 yrs ago 1 12

OT: Detroit, there's and app for that

Any of you Detroiters want to make any suggestions. http://motorcitymuckraker.com/2015/10/09/more-than-10000-problems-fixed-through-improve-detroit-cell-phone-app/

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 14

McConaughey line from Dazed and Confused

I was flipping through the channels last night and started watching dazed and confused a movie i hadn't seen in years. Matthew McConaughey was in it(way before the Lincoln commmercial's) and he had one of favorite movie line's of all…

ButterManVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 9

Glossary

You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following: BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole. BSTC - big spiny tiger cock. Female hairless apes that…

rickthelion10 yrs ago 4 4

This guy knows how to treat a girlfriend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269522/Father-uses-dummy-prank-girlfriend-thinking-son-blown-quad-bike-accident-cries-watching-flames-shoot-air.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

Kicking Myself

Maybe you remember, but if not you can check my profile, my post a while back about me planning a trip to Kandy's. The TL;DR of that post was that I was planning on driving 8 hours to go back…

greenball9910 yrs ago 2 5

Are CD's and DVD's outdated?

I like my collections but it seems streaming will eventually replace everything

mikeya0210 yrs ago 1 20

7 pix of Helga Lovekaty

This is a seriously beautiful woman: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2015/10/helga-lovekaty-naked-topless-perfection-at-the-window/#&gid=ci01dae02d000199de&pid=helga-lovekaty-bra-and-panties-topless-07jpg I especially like the first 3 pix; after that she's wearing too much :)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 26

Frat Suspended After Graphic Hazing Video Released: Pledges Forced to Give Strip

Were the pledges forced or did they beg for the chance? http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/frat-suspended-after-graphic-hazing-video-released-pledges-forced-give-strippers

jackslashElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 12

Is there an app?

Why is there not an app for tuscl?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

Week 5 NFL bets

Chicago covers the spread (+9) @ KC. Chicago is a mess, but KC isn't a good enough team to destroy them completely. San Diego (-3) vs. Pittsburgh. Steelers couldn't beat the weak ravens at home. Chargers have Gates back.

JamesSDContributor10 yrs ago 7 22

How Is My CF3 Doing?

This girl which I will call CF3 (Current Favorite #3) is probably the prettiest girl I've ever dated. She is just among the best girl I've ever seen in my whole life and I think she is going to be…

alabegonz10 yrs ago 3 8

Follies Next Tuesday

Looks like I'm going to make a long overdue visit to Follies day shift next Tuesday (Oct 13) on my way to the strip club wasteland of Kansas City. If anybody is interested in hanging out let me know…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17

Lazy dancers

This is not the norm by any means but sometimes when I go to clubs there are girls there who just sit around at the bar or at one table and NEVER give anyone a dance. Some of them…

Joseph5160Contributor10 yrs ago 4 16

Spoiler Alert!...The new season of The Walking Dead features zombies trying to k

It's unbelievable.....

mikeya0210 yrs ago 1 5

I used to think it would be fun to fuck a sex addict

Now, I'm not so sure. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269363/Argentinian-businessman-stabbed-death-kinky-sex-game-younger-married-lover-suffers-uncontrollable-impulse-unfaithful.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

Shit Testing Your Fave

After reading about a discussion here and thinking about how a certain type of stripper acts like she is entitled to have money without providing the service, I decided to play my new stripper friend who I ran into last…

alabegonz11 yrs ago 3 27

Dodged a bullet - taking strippers shopping

Hello TUSCLers, Now I know why you guys are adamant against offering to take a stripper, shopping. I know that a stripper's time ITC is worth at a minimum, $400 per hour. In my PL mind, I figured that her time OTC…

BavarianContributor11 yrs ago 3 30

Tits and Ass

Do you get turned on by sniffing panties?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 5

Isn't it weird?

Sometimes I'll go to a club and before I know it I've dropped $300 in 1-2 hours and are headed for the ATM. Other times I just can't get rid of a buck and I'll walk out disappointed with…

Joseph5160Contributor10 yrs ago 5 7
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