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13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Suppose an advanced biotech company could take the DNA of any woman and create an organism exactly like her, but with the intelligence and docility of a cow. For convenience, let's call this "being" a womcow. Would it be ethical to create womcows? Should womcows have the same status under the law as livestock? Would you want to have sex with a womcow? Would it bother you if what you did to the womcow caused it fear or discomfort? Would it bother you if you caused a womcow pain? Would it be OK to make snuff films with womcows? If you have an SO, do you think she would break up with you for having sex with a womcow?

If your only reaction to this is that I am a sick fuck, you can just respond with "sf" to save typing.

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Revo

What?????????

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crazyjoe

What the hell is wrong with you? Wtf are you trippin on?

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deogol
  1. sf
  2. Its already available as "wine and dinner... lots of wine"
  3. We cannot even control bio-engineered corn from wandering around - much less taking part in reproductive actions with a womcow
  4. A little to much time on alt.sex.mindcontrol I think!
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deogol

This does crack me up though lol

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deogol

Google Insex Milk Machine and ya will get some interesting Womcow videos heh heh heh

They got something for everybody videosexarchive.com

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jester214

sf

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SuperDude

Stepford Wives, Part 2.

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deogol
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crazyjoe

Wtf do some people watch

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dalex

I'd imagine threads like this existing if internet was around pre 1860something.

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johnbrwon001

Piers Anthony wrote a short story, "In the Barn", which dealt with exactly the situation you're describing.

Personally, even the most physically beautiful and perfect woman would be a turnoff to me if i found her personality repellent or absent.

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jester214

I thought about it some more and decided that "docile and intelligent as a cow" are simply not traits I look for in a sex partner.

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shadowcat

Is a womcow similar to a wombat?

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motorhead

Don't make fun of a cow's intelligence. I think they are smarter than humans.

Horses have to work. All cows do is eat and play in the grass. The girl cows get their tits played with and the boys get masturbated for semen. What a life.

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Dougster

This is definitely the strangest discussion topic ever. Even beats the "puke"/scat threads.

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gatorfan

Does this lead to cannibalism for steak eaters?

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jackslash

Where do I get me one of these womcows? Will they give me the milk for free?

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motorhead

I hope they give free milk. If the new Farm Bill doesn't get passed, milk might be $7 per gallon. And if milk goes to $7 a gallon, lap dances will have to go to $55 to pay for the dancer's kids milk

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vincemichaels

Are they cheaper by the dozen?

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Lone_Wolf

sf

Yes i would fuck the womcow.

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ilbbaicnl

@vince like you'd need more than one if Denise provided a sample of her DNA.

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vincemichaels

LOL, HELL NO !! The other 11 are for the other TUSCL people.

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ilbbaicnl

@shadowcat no, and if anyone tries to have sex with a wombat, I'm not legally reponsible.

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SuperDude

I believe human cloning and genetic altered clones have already been developed in some lab in some country where ethical and religious questions are never asked. The information will not be released to the public until (1) the clone is free of mutations and (2) there is a good chance of public acceptance.

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JohnSmith69

I know it might be cause I'm high, but this thread strikes me as incredibly funny. How the hell did I miss the womcow discussion?

And you are a sick fuck but so am I. I want a womcow.

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