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I like Jennifer Lawrence's John Duane and I cannot lie! It's brilliant and it should be on the $10 bill! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John+Duane ;)
Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy. DS really got into it. What…
Where do people see these member rankings at???
Guys im so blessed i even have a DS let alone she is now bringing other hot chicks into our bed room for relationships https://instagram.com/p/-WtIoWxttP/
My work schedule is such that I have to attend showclubs early in the afternoon soon after the club opens. I have watched many times the phenomenon of watching the boyfriends' of the strippers drop them off for work. I could never…
" Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day." Juice finishing his song, turned off the shower, wrapped to towel around his…
Ain't nothing like laying long hard old dick into some young thick curvy ebony goddess Sorry I've been gone for a min. I was backpacking through Alabama
I hate this word. I hate being called a "custy". Just something about it that just sounds unsavory. Call me a customer, a client or whatever but not a custy.
When TV was non-pc and funny...36 seconds that cracked me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc51Mftc-20
One if your name is Rickyboy. Happy Halloween end of the month you faggit!
Do anybody you ever get the beer shits and shit the bed after drinking? Someone i work with from time to time tomd me yesterday that his wife gets pissed when he shits his pants in his sleep because she…
I'll start: "just ask"
I have a hot sex story to tell. Haven’t shared a sex story about this stripper I don’t think. So I’m going to let the board vote on whether I tell the story. If you want to…
This is the funniest gold digger prank i have ever seen! This stupid chick quits her job thinking she is going to Hawaii! All she gets is no job and some job applications.... hahahahababab https://youtu.be/-il5BsRtWbE
I just submitted this as a new club on TUSCL for Akron, OH. I ran across a report on USA Sex Guide from September for their opening. Clutch. Follow-up Ran a scouting mission at Clutch, the new SC located at…
Whats up with your avatar?
CNN reporting as many as 60 killed. Fox News mentioned possibly 100 held hostage. Bombs and shoot outs. Obama's speaking right now, I wonder if he'll demand "common sense" gun laws for France?
That Chessmaster and Tumbling Dice are these two guys in real life? Like the X rated version? http://www.synthlords.com/2008/01/15/podcast-029-grumpy-old-muppets/ I have to admit, it would be great TUSCL entertainment if the two of them ever got into a discussion about which one is…
I almost messaged him in Alberta before I wrote this, but I'd rather hear it from silkypants. What constitutes the criteria for the farmerart score?
Have any of you noticed how often when you are talking with strippers they say stuff that is so ridiculous that you stop and say, huh WTF ? Last week one stripper told me she wouldn't have sex with a customer…
THE PENTAGON — Army Chief of Staff Gen. Mark A. Milley today announced the results of an exhaustive study conducted by the RAND Corporation aimed at understanding and lowering the divorce rates of soldiers. “Going in, our assumption was that long…
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Hello, everyone! I apologize for having disappeared so suddenly and without warning. Long story made short, our financial shortcomings had snowballed out of control and I was without a cell phone and internet until just a couple of…
With the new rankings thing on your profile, it says how many props you have. I was looking through a lot of you guys's profiles today (I'm at home sick, and I have nothing to do). Papi_Chulo has the most…
No cover charge, ever, which is nice. Last time I was at my choice club, a drunk guy approached me to shake my hand and tell me I was "phenomenal" after he sat watching me watch the dancers for awhile.…
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