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I'll be in Orlando with time to kill the first Saturday in April. I'll be doing the mouse ears thing with the s/o on Sunday /Monday but I'm on my own Saturday. I've heard Orlando is strictly air…

Here is a test of how well you know strip clubs. What club do each of these items refer to? Note, the same club may be mentioned more than once. Or not. Please do not post answers to…

Answering another thread a few days back in this fashion got me thinking. How many of you guys and gals have this philosophy? It certainly beats being the dumpee. I'd say the only ones that dumped me were…

You remember Craig Kilborn, don't you? In the early 90's he became the best (and funniest) ESPN Sportscenter anchor ever. It seemed longer, but he was only on for 3 short years. And remember he was the…

Coming to Dallas in three weeks. Baby dolls looks like the best spot. Any other suggestions?

Highs in the 80's here in South Carolina. I'm going to wear shorts to the strip club to stay cool. You?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/12/man-with-a-10lb-penis-says-silicone-boost-has-left-him-feeling-great-and-ready-to-play-5747801/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/three_shot_at_downtown_clevela.html

One of the best parts of clubbing for me is the adventure of searching for a new club and new girls. I have certain clubs I will always keep in my rotation. But, going someplace new where I am not a…

What is it about hot amateur girls flashing that is just so damn intriguing? I can look at the hardest of hardcore porn on the Internet for free, but there's something about a normal girl taking down her top/bikini and…

So for those who been in the game for a while, what do you think a new person, more specifically a YOUNG person should have before starting to hit the club. To me, I feel the basic necessities should be…

Is 5g enough to have in savings to then start clubbing my ass off with future paychecks ?

Recent posts have reminded me that many tusclers are masters at fucking strippers. Almost nobody, including the so called pick up artists, get the kind of pussy we get. Most PLs are completely clueless. And unlike me,…

How much could i charge some one to advise them in the strip club life style ?

I was eavesdropping today and overheard a dancer talking about how she's had the flu for the last 2 weeks. This girl of course is going to go try to sell lap dances to customers. I often wonder how many illnesses…

...and never go to a club with no VIP when you're horny. I dropped too much in the last trip and hit the ATM. Dropped $300 dollars one nite at a dive bar didn't get what I was looking…

2016 claims another great musician. My generation must have heard "Lucky Man" a zillion times. RIP

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/03/10/city-of-stanton-trying-to-close-bikini-coffee-shop-accused-of-serving-nudity/ STANTON (CBSLA.com) — Stanton is trying to shut down a Vietnamese coffee shop, where officials claim bikini-clad waitresses serve more than java and juices. The city filed a lawsuit against GZ Cafe last month in Orange County Superior Court. The business…

No name was given but he was a high wanking officer

The Cleveland Browns just released Johnny Foosball. I say we extend him a hearty invitation to join TUSCL. Gone is the big NFL paycheck. Say goodbye to the parties, the celebrities, and the free women. Come to TUSCL and…

I'm having trouble setting up OTC with my new dancer. 18 has no car, and has legal problems borrowing a car. She lives in the boonies so there's no uber, and not much in the way of nearby hotel…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486068/Sugar-baby-finds-love-tenth-daddy-gives-1-000-month.html As usual, she says there is no sex. But I'd bet this might be half true. There are probably a lot of desperate old PLs out there who think it's normal to pay a fortune for just a…

This website is like tuscl for the rest of the world lol.... I use it...do you ?

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/three_shot_at_downtown_clevela.html#incart_m-rpt-1

Had a hilarious conversation last night with a few customers about fun names for sexual body parts. I figured this was post worthy so here are some of my favorites... makes me giggle. Vertical smile, beef curtains, Penis fly trap,…