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Emerging from the Central American jungle after a month of searching for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I return to find TUSCL has changed: 1. Dougster is back 2. JS69 is strangely quiet 3. SJG is writing short posts However,…

they get on my nerves and I wish I had a slime bucket hanging from the club ceiling ready to spill on someone anytime they asked for some extras.

Well I guess I will have to start again looking for a new CF to replace my CF/ATF. I wish I listened to Papi and the rest of you on here more. My ATF of 3 months who was different…

He's ok. Hanging with P-Nemesis. Possible tour together http://www.missinfo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/funkmasterflexactionbronson.jpg

Meursault's SC retirement topic came at a perfect time and got me thinking about my current quasi related predicament. I've always been come and go when it comes to this hobby, taking breaks of 6 months or even more…

What are some dealbreakers (as far as physical appearance) on a stripper for you? I have 3 major ones •flat ass •saggy tits •skinny girls with the beer bellies If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from…

I'm OK https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=moms+basement+hacker&view=detailv2&&id=07EFC1FA9D6515B3EB3CCEBECDB74B716BE71692&selectedIndex=3&ccid=U2bgN6hH&simid=608012755647465826&thid=OIP.M5366e037a8473b752d8981ed90e84b6eo0

Take the TUSCL vs SW free form prose challenge. It think the structure is easily discerned. Here's my entry: What I want: a 24 year old nymphomaniac that will look in my eyes as she blows me while I…

how many of u like to drink straigt ameretto? i like it cuz its like liquid candy

My ATF claims she is hanging up the sparkly shoes in a few months. I believe her. She has the stink of impending nuptials all over her. This leads me to wonder if I should retire from the SC…

They should have hired Rech

It's not busty blasians doing jumping jacks, but here is busty white chick Brooke Wylde (36E-26-37) getting topless in a park and eventually doing a few (for about 6 seconds). One big ol' titty comes out to play at…

Is polyester where it's at? And how much more important is it to wear black instead of blue?

And you think the strippers say fucked up shit to US... thought you might enjoy some of the gems strippers say to each other "if the only way you can get a dance, is by taking a drunk guy im not…

Do you have any good music recommendation for fun times in the hotel room?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=917257285 Wow great video.

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www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Fatal-alligator-attack-in-Orange-is-first-in-two-6365674.php If you see a sign saying "no swimming alligators" and somebody tells you there is a huge alligator in the area it is non-brilliant to go swimming. It is possible that he was confused by the absence of a comma…

Hey, peeps, I'm heading waaay the fuck up North. I'm glad to say there actually is a strip club in our Upper Peninsula. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=204 Maybe the bears stop in. I'm not getting any lappers from them !!

LOUISVILLE, Ky. —One person was taken to the hospital after an overnight shooting in south Louisville. The shooting happened at about 2:30 a.m. at Déjà Vu on Taylor Boulevard, near Longfield Avenue. Police said one man was found with a gunshot wound. He…

No disrespect but one of the oddest phenomena here at TUSCL. There is invariably some poster, potentially a troll, that posts some goofy short bus stuff and somebody will announce that they don't like it and say they're ignoring them.…

I've been to Mons Venus recently and looking for more clubs with two way full contact. I did some google search and it seems like canada is the place to visit next. I was hoping to a place…

To my fellow New England clubbers: I need some help.I'm looking for a dancer named Sadie.I last saw her at Mario's in 2014. Then she disappeared. Poof. Stopped working,stopped talking to even her closest friends at the club. I figured…

I rarely ever take a girl out who is over 16, nevermind 21. But last night I crossed the 21 threshold with a girl who was easily the hottest dancer on Graig's List. Lush, soft and slightly curvy in all…

it rly sucks to get dumpd on 4th of july doesnt it? i guess its back to candy n porno 4 me. i rly need to smoke mor pot now how many of u have been dumped recently? shouldnt a nice…