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Here is some fine hula hooping by Sweet Yurizan Beltran, who really was quite sweet and natural looking ten years ago before she had too much plastic surgery, including a botched boob job. She starts out topless but quickly…

Here's the kinds of guys the stripperweb girls say not to approach. You fit any of these? https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?183171-Customers-not-to-approach 1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty perv look on his face and…

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Not sure if it's a cultural thing or due to being raised in close quarters but this Asian chick acts like she stifles a desire to scream. She won't talk about it. She's fun as all hell.…

up their pasty white rumps. That is all.

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of that shit on me!". Stopped…

92 down here in Miami - but sunny as hell to where the sun stings - the heat-index is 104 according to Weather.com - we'd had a lot of rain the last 3 or 4 days kinda helping out w/…

After reading the reviews today looks like there were and abnormal amount of club ads. I wonder if the slow holiday has given more time for managers to stroke their club for patrons? I wish this was like Yelp and the…

And she didn't even need any help. Kevin Durant signs with the Golden State Warriors. Oh my

From your guys experience would a Monday night 4th of July night be slower than a normal Monday night at the strip club? I was thinking about going but thought there may be alot less girls than normal being a…

Ya know, after eating 60+ hog dogs, they have to come out one way or another. Both ways seem sickening

A while back I was in a club waiting for the person formally known as my ATF. It was slow and no one on stage. There was a dancer I'd talked to a couple times at the bar.…

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So if a dancer you've repeatedly turned away gets mad and won't even make eye contact after that, sees you the next time In the club and brightens up and acts really nice, either she recognizes you but doesn't remember…

We know about strip r web. No doubt dancers know about this sight. If dancers weren't such flaky, competitive back biters, and organized like real world business associates, studied our weaknesses and exploited them, we'd be screwed, and not…

Ever have a dancer run off her competition by lying to them about you, or by lying to you about them? Has a dancer ever threatened you or enlisted someone to threaten you on her behalf? Used extortion or…

Have you or would you run a check on someone you were involved with or considering getting involved with? Would serious past crimes committed by her or any of her immediate family members have an effect on your decision whether…

Hmmm, I think the only day of the year, they aren't open is Christmas day. I'll check bus schedules and call them after they open to see if I make it down there today. Anyone else clubbing today?

Jupiter orbit insertion today! www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html Ace!

GACA's thread about masturbating while driving reminded me of the recent Tesla crash. That fellow was allegedly watching a Harry Potter movie when he crashed. http://ktla.com/2016/07/03/tesla-autopilot-death-driver-may-have-been-watching-harry-potter-at-time-of-crash-witness-tells-ap/ There are a number of non-brilliant videos online of people reading the paper or doing other…

I love fucking small ones big ones, brown, black, yellow , white. I love them all

In a recent OTC encounter, the girl started puking her guts out 5 minutes after we started a 69. I mean she couldn't take her face out of the toilet for ten or more minutes. The bathroom door was open…

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