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I got used for sex

I rarely ever take a girl out who is over 16, nevermind 21. But last night I crossed the 21 threshold with a girl who was easily the hottest dancer on Graig's List. Lush, soft and slightly curvy in all…

Rick_the_Bear10 yrs ago 5 8

Got dumped so im back

it rly sucks to get dumpd on 4th of july doesnt it? i guess its back to candy n porno 4 me. i rly need to smoke mor pot now how many of u have been dumped recently? shouldnt a nice…

Dacandyman10 yrs ago 7 17

Fatal alligator attack. Alcohol may have been involved!

www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Fatal-alligator-attack-in-Orange-is-first-in-two-6365674.php If you see a sign saying "no swimming alligators" and somebody tells you there is a huge alligator in the area it is non-brilliant to go swimming. It is possible that he was confused by the absence of a comma…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 6

Louisville 2AMer.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. —One person was taken to the hospital after an overnight shooting in south Louisville. The shooting happened at about 2:30 a.m. at Déjà Vu on Taylor Boulevard, near Longfield Avenue. Police said one man was found with a gunshot wound. He…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 4

I Call a Meeting of the Rick's

Grrrrrrrr !!!! We need need to kill and digest the imposter Rick_the_Bear. I find I'm guilty of such charges 1. Pretending to be a Rick 2. Insulting all Rick's 3. Being a Faggot

RicktheBear10 yrs ago 4 15

Is a Longer Layover in Phoenix Worth it?

I'm going to be flying and the layover will be in Phoenix. I've heard good things, but I'm wondering if trying to book it so that a usual 2-3 hour layover will be 6+, or possibly even breaking the flight…

timothyjames55Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 39

Nina Just Had a Lapgasm

And she didn't even need any help. Kevin Durant signs with the Golden State Warriors. Oh my

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 25

Woman makes top and skirt from donated pubic hair.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-makes-bizarre-pubic-hair-8350192?ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 8

Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #5

Here is some fine hula hooping by Sweet Yurizan Beltran, who really was quite sweet and natural looking ten years ago before she had too much plastic surgery, including a botched boob job. She starts out topless but quickly…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 11 3

Bogarts on the 4th

Hmmm, I think the only day of the year, they aren't open is Christmas day. I'll check bus schedules and call them after they open to see if I make it down there today. Anyone else clubbing today?

vincemichaelsElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

mikeya0210 yrs ago 3 12

How's the weather in your hood on this July 4th ?

92 down here in Miami - but sunny as hell to where the sun stings - the heat-index is 104 according to Weather.com - we'd had a lot of rain the last 3 or 4 days kinda helping out w/…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 23

Fuck White Knights...

up their pasty white rumps. That is all.

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 18

JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

Jupiter orbit insertion today! www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html Ace!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 10

Screamers, gigglers, grunters, breathers...

Not sure if it's a cultural thing or due to being raised in close quarters but this Asian chick acts like she stifles a desire to scream. She won't talk about it. She's fun as all hell.…

Imamutt10 yrs ago 3 5

Toe Curl

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of that shit on me!". Stopped…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 8

Face recognition v memory

So if a dancer you've repeatedly turned away gets mad and won't even make eye contact after that, sees you the next time In the club and brightens up and acts really nice, either she recognizes you but doesn't remember…

Imamutt10 yrs ago 2 11

Breaking news. scientists discover how to get all the shampoo out of the tube.

Link http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/27/scientists-finally-get-all-of-that-shampoo-out-of-the-bottle.html Actually it's real. Thought someone might appreciate some lite news.

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

Joey Chestnut or Matt Stonie?

Ya know, after eating 60+ hog dogs, they have to come out one way or another. Both ways seem sickening

mikeya0210 yrs ago 2 6

Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX - Phoenix police are investigating after an overnight shooting outside of a strip club. Officers responded to The Great Alaskan Bush Company near 29th and Grand avenues before 3 a.m. Sunday. According to police, a man was shot in the leg…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

OT: Jim Brown, G.O.A.T.? Yes or No.

In honor of Jim Brown winning his court battle with EA over his unauthorized likeness in the Madden video game to the tune of a $600K settlement (and in honor of Cleveland being the 2016 NBA champions, sorry Nina).…

Dominic7710 yrs ago 5 20

Is this just a coincidence?

That two of the best US cities for strip clubs are rated as the two worst cities in the country? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666775/Welcome-Miami-WORST-city-America-Study-claims-Florida-s-party-hotspot-worse-crime-income-poverty-levels-US.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 23

No ho like an old ho

A while back I was in a club waiting for the person formally known as my ATF. It was slow and no one on stage. There was a dancer I'd talked to a couple times at the bar.…

Imamutt10 yrs ago 2 5

Strip club protocol

Is it against the strip club bro code to ask another customer how the mileage was with the girl he got a dance from? We've all been here. There's a hot girl you want to get a dance from, but you're…

larryfishermanContributor10 yrs ago 1 21

What retard act will win the Gong Show?

Also currently known as the TUSCL discussion board

mikeya0210 yrs ago 3 4
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