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Broke ma glasses

Just as I planned a hot trip to the strip club to try out this sexy ass stripper, my glasses break. ANd it's going to take 2 weeks for another pair to come in the mail. Granted their great quality…

TiburonContributor9 yrs ago 1 18

What kind of pussy do you get for $45?

Cut & pasted from another strip club site. I'm never going to go there. So after the first dance I asked if I can have a few dances with "it" out LOL. She says yes but ask me if I was…

shadowcatElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 23

The Ideal Ass

How would you describe your definition of the ideal ass? I prefer thick heart-shaped asses that bounce with every footstep. They should be firm enough to have that bubble, but soft enough to smother your lap. If the girl has…

Carter_vk9 yrs ago 13 5

The moron debate

Little Johnny asked his mommy and daddy: Do you watch the presidential debate to decide who to vote for?? They said No Little Johnny we have to watch in order to decide how much ammunition and food we have to hide to…

TiredtravelerElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 10

Holy Shit!!!!!

I stopped by Godiva's in Greenville just for the hell of it. When I walked in. I saw a note that said THIS IS A NO TOUCH CLUB. I walked in ask on of the girls if it is true…

bang69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 6

Gifts to Strippers

So recently I got to see first hand how a stripper lived when she invited me over to her place. It was totally not planned and I'm guessing maybe it was because she was drunk and also had a…

Ch3ll9 yrs ago 3 17

Wat do u consider a good lap dance

I always get bad dances why is that wat is considered good ?

Stripperheels9 yrs ago 2 11

Like a Winger song! Brilliant!

Check out fastorange's review of the "Ace of Spades" club! https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2203 He thought it would be awesome like Motörhead but found it to be lame like Winger!

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 8

Great Katee Life GIF

Here is Katee Life bouncing her bodacious bazongas, just below the title TITS AND BUTTS GIF'S: http://www.alrincon.com/en/blog/tits_and_butts_gifs.html Enjoy!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 6

She take my money, when I'm in need.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke niggas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

TravelingGolferContributor9 yrs ago 8 19

Why extras with hot and gorgeous girls

When you find hot and gorgeous dancers, why do you want to got for few min extras.I always go for full contact dances with her.

Darkblue999Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 11

OT: I (heart) drummers

In DFW airport and I see a guy wearing a t shirt that says "I (heart) drummers". I misread it as "I (heart) rimjobs" and thought "daring fashion choice but not brilliant - where are the sexy women that heart rimjobs?"

4got2wipe9 yrs ago 1 1

MGTOW

Has anyone heard of this? I searched TUSCL and I only found a passing mention of it by SJG, who is apparently not a supporter. It sounds like the ultimate in BH philosophies, perhaps driven by the presence…

ppwh9 yrs ago 7 15

What would you rate her?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKpYSU2ge7-/?taken-by=missbrittany&hl=en She's a 9+ in my book.

larryfishermanContributor9 yrs ago 2 43

A twist on the rent being due

Rick Dugan has mentioned more than a few times that opportunity exists as the first of the month comes. His thinking is that strippers will be more receptive to extras and such when they need to get their rent money…

Beaver_Hunter9 yrs ago 7 9

Old farts

In another topic I asked vm (vincemichaels) about his longevity on TUSCL. He came aboard in 2001, not long after me. I know sc (shadowcat) is listed as newer than me, but is only because he was once booted…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 61

West Park FL 2AMer.

A man leaving a strip club before dawn was caught by surprise when he was shot six times from behind in the leg, hip and buttocks, authorities said. The shooting happened around 4:30 a.m. in a parking lot near Playhouse Gentlemen's…

shadowcatElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 1

Video that broke the Internet: Katee Life does a striptease in reverse

The delightfully bustaceous Katee Life does an "un-strip": she starts out nekkid, but the panties go on at 3:30 and, sadly, the bra is donned at 4:15. Fortunately, that's as dressed as she gets (6:00)! http://www.xvideos.com/video22305981/cam_show_for_boob_lovers_at_trymycam.com

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 4

Why don't I get good lap dances ?

I'm kind of ugly is that why I don't get good lap dances ?? Wat is considered a good lap dance though ! Most strippers don't grind me that much they just air dance wat is a good lap…

Stripperheels9 yrs ago 2 6

Follies patron claims he was beaten after not paying for dance.

Daniel Dickerson says he was a guest like any other at Follies, the Buford Highway strip club, known for lines snaking around the side as slick vehicles circle the parking lot, sound systems pumping. But in a lawsuit, Dickerson, a Decatur…

shadowcatElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 9

That awkward moment...

....when you think the stranger next to you is speaking to you, and you make a response only to realize the person is talking on their phone with an ear piece

mikeya029 yrs ago 4

TUSCL down

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who couldn't log on this morning. What say you?

vincemichaelsElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 8

Anything worth a visit in Newark?

Havent written a review in a while and lost VIP access. Dropping of my girl for a concert in Newark tonight and need 2 hours to kill and watch the SNF game. Any suggestions?

GperezVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 8

My back page hooker is dead ?

Rolled out of the bed and was in the mood for some $100 pussy so I got a go to local back page bitch I use on the regular for the past year and boom !...went to message her on…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 16

Friends with a stripper

I met this stripper I did dances from her and she gave me her number just incase I want to know her schedule and I asked her if she wanted to go out and she was honest and said she…

Stripperheels9 yrs ago 3 6
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