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The market's big vote of confidence in Trump certainly doesn't hurt. How's about the rest of you?

So jokes on you! Ha ha!

Her posts read exactly like the same rhetoric our brand new President stated to win the election. There's hope to bridge the gap with Nina/Trump! 1. Winning! We're going to win big! 2. I'm great! I make so much money! 3. I'm not…

You may wonder why I always shit at McD's... I started shitting st McD's because my work has me all over and sometimes when you need to go you don't have a choice. You have to use a public restroom. McD's…

... I'm ever seen a club reading a book. It was an unusally slow Friday night in my fave club...so slow that there was actually a dude reading a book....multiple pages of a thick paperback. It was just the first…

In an announcement as shocking as the election result itself, Donald Trump has resigned as president-elect in order to appear on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. Trump was quoted as saying, "To be honest, I never really wanted…

Anyone see it yet? Will Rockstar and his friends party like pagans?

Title says it all!

Cleveland Indian fans have rioted across the country in protest of the 2016 World Series. Despite knowing the rules of the game prior to playing, they were unhappy they lost and demanded the outcome to be changed. They could be…

I know this may have been asked before. Do you all prefer to club alone of in a group or with one wing man. I prefer to go it alone, that way I can leave and change clubs if I do…

I got in my car to go to work, and when I slammed the driver's door closed, the back window exploded! I know old glass can do that, so I called the 'come to your driveway' glass guy and figure…

Is something going on in Michigan? Motörhead is nowhere to be found, Warhawks and Rech are long gone, and Vince is ill. Either you fuckers need to start drinking, cooking and showering with bottled water or take some more vitamins. The…

I for one will welcome our future Chinese overlords! I'm already saying "ganbei" rather than "cheers" when I make a toast! WEEE-YAWWW!!!

4got2wipe will love this one. Lynden B. Johnson was do efficiebt with his time, he even held meetings in the shitter! http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/08/20/lyndon-johnson-held-meetings-on-the-toilet/

Why do some SWs have a hangup about married men? Are the Puritan roots of our country so deeply engrained?

How many of you have selected a girl in a dark club to take back for a dance and as you a walking back to the dance area you walk through a well lit area and realize she is seriously…

As you guys might have noticed interest rates have been on a tear since the election and those (like me) who were short treasuries into made a killing. (I suspect my good buddy txtittyfag cleaned up with short treasuries as…

I know about the whole rickdugan beef. Does that conflict have a basis in anything other than rickdugan's general d-bagginess? He also has other beefs that don't really make sense to me. Probably buried in the depths of time but…

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/heres-why-disney-is-the-proud-owner-of-muppetfucker-net-1788923370 Disney owns Muppetfucker.net. lol

My experience with girls that bite: 1. After a recent trip to Follies, noticed several bite marks on my arm when I got home. My bodyguard (Shadowcat) was with me at Follies and failed to protect me in this…

Have you ever had a conversation with someone who is cross eyed and you get confused when trying to figure out which eye is looing at you? This happened to me while purchasing ammo at the sporting goods store today

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMwmsdkDu_a/ Yes or no ? I say hell yes

Check 'em out.

Just keep doing this.... http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-cinemagraph-drinking-mnJRjgXZ2ooh2