I'm so petty
larryfisherman
California
So a couple of weeks ago I asked this stripper for her number. She was maybe a 7.5, nothing spectacular, but pretty decent. She took my number down, but she didn't give me hers. It wasn't a big deal to me, I wasn't gonna do anything with her number. I wasn't really interested in OTC with her (there are hotter women in LA). I don't know why I asked for her number.
Anyways, me being so petty I had to get "revenge". So I'm at the club today. I see her, I give her a hug. She says we should get a drink at the bar, I tell her I just got here, and I'll catch up with her later. There are eight girls working, I tip all of them besides her. I take one of them to VIP. She notices all of this. That bitch will never see a dollar from me again, and I'm gonna keep going to that club showing love to the other girls :)
Anyways, me being so petty I had to get "revenge". So I'm at the club today. I see her, I give her a hug. She says we should get a drink at the bar, I tell her I just got here, and I'll catch up with her later. There are eight girls working, I tip all of them besides her. I take one of them to VIP. She notices all of this. That bitch will never see a dollar from me again, and I'm gonna keep going to that club showing love to the other girls :)
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Obviously it was a big deal or you would not have gone to the trouble of being a bitch to her in the club and then gossiping about it here.
You should get a different hobby. This one is not for you if this bothers you at all.
Was this in a black club or mixed? If it was a black club you may have damn well have pissed her off.
As for being petty, I leave that to the dancers. They are petty enough for all of of us.
I feel you though. As you mentioned, petty. I guess I'm petty somewhat too, but it's usually once I realize they aren't down for OTC, or they start slacking on mileage.
@Jim-mixed club. Her ass was good enough, her face was only a 7 though.
I would never get petty or upset. You need a thicker skin. What a waste of time.
If I were her, I would have been laughing, watching you spend so much money in an attempt to get "revenge."
Either this entire thread is made up like all of his other posts or
Wait, there is no or, it is complete fiction.
Shut the fuck up.
You make a statement on here trying to brag, then everyone rails you for being a douche. Oh wow, all of a sudden you "go" to the club that same night and now the stripper is begging you to spend money on her?
Yeah dickbreath - who won that battle, the stripper or you?
It's too late anyone, get back to your Algebra homework.