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My penis is so big, I’m worried girls just use me for one-night stands… it’s wre

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2105595/my-penis-is-so-big-im-worried-girls-just-use-me-for-one-night-stands-its-wrecking-my-life/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 17

2002 was a year that was tumbling down hill for the Rick's

In 2002 my world suddenly came tumbling down ! I was partying night and day. Hanging with strippers and doing drugs. I found the seedy underbelly of New York City, and embraced it.I took up with a drug nicknamed "crank"…

RicktheBear9 yrs ago 3 9

Sex robot CAFÉ to open offering tea and ORAL SEX

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/728456/sex-robot-cafe-open-tea-oral-sex-switzerland?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 9

Profound Truths from Rap Crap

They for everybody Pass them all around, they at every club They ain't gon' be loyal, not for anybody Still I love these hoes They for everybody Oh, that was your girl? Oops, I'm sorry Don't bring her around, that bitch just too much money Yeah I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 6

RICK DOHICKEY IS GAY 2

PAUL MCCARTNEY AND MIKEY JACKSUN SING: "HEY HEY HEY SAY SSAY SAY GAY GAY GAY" C. JOHNNY69 I CAN RITE RAPS 2

larryfishsticks9 yrs ago 2 1

LARRYFISH HAS AIDS

RICK DOOOGAN GAVE IT 2 HIM FRUM ANAL SEX IN DA VIP

larryfishsticks9 yrs ago 3 3

Ever notice how Dougsta likes stealin' avatars?

I just noticed that Dugan dude changed his avatar. Doogie's is using the SAME avatar. Dugan is an assclown but he wouldn't copy Doogie. So Doogie stole Dugan's avatar! I know has a hard on for Dugan-dude but this is sad.…

zipman68Contributor9 yrs ago 2 4

Why is Doogie/tittyfag/NotaDocPhool so like the coyote in the roadrunner cartoon

'cos he's a frickin' idjit!

zipman68Contributor9 yrs ago 4 1

Troll,,,to fish with a hook and line by dragging it through the water

now you know the meaning of the name Larry Fisherman

mikeya029 yrs ago 2 12

Striving for perfection

I love girls who already have great asses who continue to work out their ass. Squats, baby! https://www.instagram.com/p/BLKN806AReN/?taken-by=sommerray&hl=en

larryfishermanContributor9 yrs ago 2 18

Strippershit and more Strippershit

We all know about the SS, we've all experienced it. Which SS have you experienced the most? Recently I've had a few girls during lapdances day say I was making them horny and that they came. They wanted me to feel their…

larryfishermanContributor9 yrs ago 1 22

How often do you drink and drive ?

I say not often enough

RicktheBear9 yrs ago 1 22

Vegas

So I'm heading back to Vegas in a few weeks. The thing has always been that the hottest girls work at Rhino and Sapphires. Is that still the case? I tried out Sapphires and Rhino last time I was there.…

larryfishermanContributor9 yrs ago 2 30

Papi's dream girl?

http://www.sportingz.com/opinions/29-women-wont-believe-exist/25/ Can he handle that?

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 11

Gentlemen's club giving away free lap dances if Cubs win World Series

Where's my free lap dance? This club is a ROB. http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/215168431-story

jackslashElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 6

My obsession with South and West Asian strippers

The inspiration for this post is sinclair's question about getting together with Indian chicks. As long-term TUSCLers may know, I have been obsessed with Indian, Persian, and Arab strippers for many years, with all three being on my "bucket list" of…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 5

Hypothetical question

If you had a wife/girlfriend/significant other who was attractive, turned you on, was faithful as far as you knew, and enthusiastically met your every need for sexual release in creative ways that you enjoy as often as you want, but…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 32

WWF/WWE

I used to be a big wrestling fan back in the day, it was good entertainment. It's not the same anymore, pretty boring storylines, these wrestlers nowadays don't have charisma. Looking back at the history of the WWF/WWE, who would you…

larryfishermanContributor9 yrs ago 3 29

Shit

You think you know shit? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 4

Why I like the Inner Room

The Inner Room is my atf club ad while like all clubs it is nowhere near as good as 10 years ago when people had money, it still delivers. After a week in Florida where I hit Diamond Dolls in…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 7

LDKers, pleeze!

Flush the goddam condom, will ya ? That's just fkn gross, man !

Imamutt9 yrs ago 3 14

Chicago Celebrations

How many murders were there last night?

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 6

Strip club dancer agrees to have sex with undercover cop

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - Horry County Police say that a stripper at a topless club agreed this past weekend to have sex with a man who turned out to be an undercover police officer. The incident happened around 2 am Saturday…

shadowcatElite Reviewer13 yrs ago 7 33

The (Fake?) Club Camera Cundundrum

One thing when I go to a club I haven't been to before is to scope the place out for cameras. Usually when I see a bunch it may be an indication that they are also in the back,…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 20

Older strippers

Recently I have found myself starting to gravitate toward older dancers. Now, I'm not talking about strippers that are well beyond their prime or one that should have stop dancing a decade ago. But recently I have started…

impalaVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 43 34
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