I don’t watch every tv show, in fact hardly any now a days. Is this some kind of new thing? Maybe I missed something. Recent clubbing has lead to numerous accounts of dancers mentioning this Big Dick Energy but never…

I think someone posted this a while back, but wondering if anyone had any items still left on thier bucket list. I see myself as retiring from the game in 1-2 years and have crossed a lot of items so…

Flying down to LA from Seattle at the end of the month. Been reading reviews of City of Industry as that is always mentioned as a good place for clubbing. Must say that Seattle is not known on TUSCL as…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5OH4He7teY SJG

I have recently began really taking note of stripper eyes. I am getting good at predicting who among them are to become a proper contributor for my $$$. Their eyes tell a story.

Is it me or are mecican chicas goddesses sent for pl not to cum in their pants?

Over the years I have gotten in the habit of stopping at the Strip Clubs of Hurley, Wisconsin when I’ve been in the area on business. Using the strategies I’ve read about here on TUSCL I was able to cultivate…

I ate a pack of juicy fruit beforehand and just shit myself during the LD. While it is fun leave the LD area with a LDK its very challenging to excuse yourself with that smell emanating from your drawers.

And you almost trip and fall on yoir face? This seems to happen to me every time I get abducted by aliens

Fellow degenerates I need your input. I am looking for a strip club and which I can fuck my girl in. She's wants the D at a stripclub but I don't know what I can get away with in Vegas…

I started counting the other day and at least a third of my club hookups have since OD’ed. A good double digits. I’m slightly conflicted as to how I should feel about that. Indifferent, sad, angry. I’d probably be worried…

So next Wednesday, I’ll be there during the “Thong and Tequila” party. Considering that everyday at hk involves thongs and tequila, is there anything special or different I should expect?

We were at a local club and met a smoking hot red headed stripper who had quite a lot of body art and a few piercings. Not the usual looking stripper with a bunch of random unattractive tattoos that just…

I have been to the Silver Bullet and it was a high contact club. But that was many years ago when I was young. http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2019-04-10/clinton-man-who-took-urbana-strip-club-employees-car-admits-dui.html

Hi everyone, I was getting a lap dance a few days ago and the stripper was seriously sexy. She said a few times oh your so hard I wanna put some edibles on it n lick it off. The first…

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Q. Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"? A. Because she was always spreading them.

So, I'm 'tworking' at a club in Pensacola tonight and tomorrow night and I kind of hate it. I never thought I'd run into a cabaret ordinance that was more strict that Detroit's. That's all. I just wanted to bitch…

Was reading one of the HK reviews today where the reviewer posted about his dancer being young and a bit pushy; it was a evening visit. Out of curiosity: 1) is there a noticeable difference b/w dayshift and nigthshift girls in…

A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private. The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?" The man says sheepishly, "Well,…

They just closed down...again. Last weekend was their last.

Ok

I like Paradise, Heaven, and Viper. Yes, Viper because I liked her explanation: I bite you and then suck the venom out.

Not what I call promising. J)

Last I heard they were only open Thursday through Saturday.