I can’t tell you damn dirty apes how long it has been since the lion, the dugan, and I have gangbanged a hairless ape whore. I’m worried about my buds. Have any of you apes reached out to them? Sometimes…

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/09/bob-saget-dead-dies-hotel-comedian-full-house/?fbclid=IwAR0xVxffCdKorAmodm9KtI1gBgebWxaBPtFIPp--oDWJu7OePpvrX5JtUI4 I grew up watching Full House. His stand up stuff was raunchy and hilarious too. RIP Bob Saget

I’ve heard about a few clubs like Bandaids, Hilighter, and or two gentlemen’s clubs… But I’m looking for a club that is more upscale (has actual vip rooms not just vip stalls) and has variety of girls like latinas,…

I know when I was in college sorority bitches were stuck up and preferred frat guys. Strippers were the warp drive to sugar dating when I started going to strip clubs. At that time was disgusted with traditional…

Warning: Spoiler for the the movie "The Bad Batch" herein. My CF really has a thing for Johnny Depp. When she was like 9, she saw Pirates of the Caribbean, and decided she was marrying him. Her mom…

Credence Clear Water Revival and Chicago come to mind

Are the restroom attendants working in a club at 10a on any given day? I usually get Cialis from the restroom attendant when I see a bg I want to go upstairs with. However, without the Cialis the deed can…

I was at a club recently, one with a pretty well deserved reputation as an air dance, non-extras club. I usually come here just for a few drinks and the eye candy because I think this club has the…

They gave it back, but confiscated it for the duration of my stay. Didn’t make any sense to me, but they insisted. As expected, when I checked into Cascadas, security searched my backpack. I knew that they would do so and…

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸- 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM LOL. It's always great when the good times are rolling. The bill comes due the next morning, when the head is fuzzy, what burned so good going…

In most clubs where there are VIPs, they come in 15, 30 and 60 minute sessions. The most usual one is the 30 minute one. My observation is that most guys that go to VIP for a 30 minute session…

No one has mentioned the passing of Sidney Poitier. Great, great actor. “In the Heat of the Night” is a classic. His acting is at the next level. I never tire of that movie.…

Here is everything you always wanted to know about farts. https://nationaltoday.com/national-pass-gas-day/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Two get life without parole, one eligible for parole after 30 years. https://www.yahoo.com/news/men-convicted-ahmaud-arbery-killing-060727736.html

At first Anna Nicole was hot. Later, not so much. https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/anna-nicole-smith-documentary-coming-225038573.html

Over the years I have heard of some dancers, and non-dancers, doing some weird things to make money on the side. For the longest time the weirdest I had heard of was a dancer I knew that was paid $500…

It's crazy how we can't even drink tap water in the US...

Love seeing some of the beautiful dancers that post but there is usually little indication where in the world they are dancing. Sure girls dance at multiple different clubs and some travel extensively. But if a…

“When we had sex, he wanted to film it and make a tape on my phone. He wanted me to put it out there,” said Louise, whose previous claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat for a TikTok…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371907/amp/Open-season-violence-Fury-woke-Manhattan-DA-Alvin-Bragg-WONT-prosecute-criminals.html Alvin Bragg new Manhattan DA. Under his reign armed robbery, if nobody is injured is a misdemeanor. Combined with bail reform that means they don’t even go to jail while they await trial. So you could put a gun to…

🙄

What are some ideas? Serious answers?

Title couldn’t say it all. “Of course, North America was not empty when European explorers and settlers arrived — it was filled with diverse, long-established societies. They may well have become sovereign nation-states had the US not sought to purge them from…

Great for fish tacos! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html You’re welcome

Maybe it’s all this nonstop Omicron coverage on TV, but I was wondering if any of you guys have noticed any new policies and/or procedures lately at the border and at the clubs in response to the Omicron surge? My…