So you're in a new city, and you want the best information about the strip clubs in that city, who is the TUSCLer that you will ask for information in that city? Let's go down the list of different cities and…

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Brazeau+confirms+working+Ottawa+Barefax+strip+club/9525986/story.html

This chick decided to wear less clothing to attract customers... I think it worked! http://thechive.com/2012/02/28/busty-italian-barmaid-has-one-great-business-model-15-photos/

Over the last couple of days, what I have witnessed on here has been a bit surprising. A handful of middle aged men were banging on their high chairs and throwing juvenile insults at a guy solely because he…

TUCSON - An early-morning fire at an east side strip club kept Tucson firefighters busy. TFD was called out just before 5 am to TD Show Club where multiple 911 calls reported smoke and flames. Firefighters cut a hole in the roof…

I have a question, why do some customers like to know about personal details: what I do OTC? I feel it can be incredibly nosy, yet I still attempt to be polite. I also think it partly ruins the fantasy…

She was here for a heartbeat and now there is no evidence of her ever having even been here. Too bad....her pics were hot.

Of course, at my company PLs stands for Project Leads. Still, threw me for a minute at first! lol

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/local/harems-liquor-license-in-jeopardy/ndRcL/

I want to go into space. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kate-upton-dons-skimpy-bikini-zero-gravity-shoot-article-1.1618375

The worst invention ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

Walked in the club with no intention of getting a dance from any dancer. Twas early about 8:45PM, went to the bar, sat down and ordered my first drink. I saw this very young looking dancer from afar, she was…

What is it with guys in porn who remove every last bit of their body hair including their eyebrows? It looks like the guy is getting his wish from the Make A Wish Foundation in between rounds of chemo.

Seems like every time a female posts on here asking for information most of you act like Yoda trained you and are very patronizing. The next thing you do is ask for photos. Why? You have no way of knowing…

I was looking at the TUSCL rankings today and I see that Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party in Portland is the number two ranked club overall (behind Hong Kong). I love my city as much as anyone, but I can't stand…

Two strippers are walking down the street and pass a shop with a sign in the window: "blouses $2, skirts $4, dresses $5." One stripper says to her friend, "Wow! Look at the prices! We should buy a…

I have long but the same time short love story of my life. I met a girl at college. We were studying together for 4 months but I have never paid attention to her to be honest. One day I…

The last time I was at a SC, there was a babe carrying a coffee (we call them Double Doubles). I figured that she was tired, so I didn't bother talking to her, or getting any dances, and now I'm…

From a recent review: “… Are you a fan of fun, thick, wild black ladies...Then this is the place. King Henry's is the best club in the area if you are short on funds and still wanna feel like a king.…

When you get a lapdance, what makes it great? What "elements" (boobs/ass in your face, etc) are your favorites?

ITG = Inner Thigh Gap. Seems to be a thing at TheDirty.com. A site I don't frequent. But I ended up there today and saw her http://thedirty.com/2014/02/sasha-markina-has-the-ultimate-itg/ And the first thing I thought was I luv the space in her upper legs. Not even…

On a flight to LA, a stripper is seated next to a female Baptist missionary. When the stewardess comes around with drinks, the stripper orders a glass of white wine. After giving the stripper her wine, the stewardess…

These babes are hot! http://thechive.com/2014/02/18/try-cafe-lus-i-hear-the-service-is-amazing-20-photos/

When your cable goes out, you get bored When you get bored, you go to strip clubs When you go to strip clubs, you kiss stripper ass When you kiss stripper ass, you think bitchy strippers are awesome When you think bitchy strippers are…

Rochester, N.Y. - A Ridge Road firefighter has been suspended after being charged with assault for a stabbing at a strip club. Investigators say 25-year-old Benjamin Deragon of Rochester was charged with assault in the second degree. The Rochester Police Department says…