school

When I went to school lap dances had not been invented. :)

I use to be a teachers aid for the special ed classes. Senior year, I caught two of our special needs friends engaged in a blow job in the bathroom.

when one was in grade school, the most sexual thing i thought about was kissing. Didn't know the meaning of the word erotic dancing

Yes I had that happen many times

I didn't even know what a strip club was in High School. I was severely restricted in what I could watch on tv. No Internet. Only one phone line for our entire family. not even a single R rated channel.

However I did have one girl call me up out of the blue and say she would like to take me out to eat pizza. Then she said she was lesbian but wanted to experiment. I was thinking I hope my mother isn't listening in. Then I said the wrong thing and missed out on my potential first Lap dance.

I remember a cheerleader I knew often wore her skirt in my class and she sat right beside me. I bet she could have given me great lap dances.

My best friend in middle school walked in on two guys in the bathroom. One was shoving a stick of butter up the other guys ass.

The year before that I had gotten in a fight with one of the two my friend walked in on. I had no idea what he was trying to tell me at the time but I didnt like what he was saying so I kicked his ass.