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Crazy Joe or Sloppy Joe

I just realized something when I read Doc_Holiday's comment about juice jacking off to rain on dancers. He was in the movie The Wolf Of Wall Street. He was the sidekick that pulled I it out and started jerking it…

I like to read the reviews during boring conference calls when my manager is droning on and on.

I need to ride the subway more often. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2600970/New-York-governor-takes-aim-racy-subway-ad.html

On a recent thread our bud LDK said that lappers could be had at "gas stations, wal-mart parking lot, bad neighborhoods, casinos, nightclubs, bars, anywhere u might find women who need money." I can see that crazy dude drivin' around in…

I wear button up shirts with my yoga pants that way they can button me down and rub their titts all over my hairy Velcro chest hairs

Is it because Easter is almost here that "doc_holiday" and "troop." have been resurrected?

Dave from storage wars goes yeeeeeep

I get 6

Off the top of my head... Crazyjoe Injun Joe G.I. Joe Joe Blow Joe Six-pack Surfer Joe Joe Palooka Joe Mama more?

These strippers in South Carolina say you come in the club smelling like molasses and you got too much hair on your dick. What's up with that?

Any of you motherfuckers rock sweatpants to the club? I haven't done it, but I want to. I'm just worried some clubs won't let me in wearing sweatpants.

It seems like every freeway off ramp here in Portland leads to another on ramp where one must immediately merge into oncoming traffic. If you want to merge at 5pm you dont have a shot in hell because traffic is…

Hey Detroiters. I know you clubbers love you some Tigers baseball. I have 2 upcoming tiger games for sale. Each game has 4 seats 20 rows behind home plate and VIP Parking. Value is 200 a game. I am only…

The NCAA has approved "unlimited" snacks and meals for scholarship athletes. Let's hope Duke1 has used up all his eligibility at Mars Hill. He could bankrupt the college. Can you play on the line at 500 pounds?

Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt, report says A rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide…

How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Happy Hump Day everyone!

I see so many people posting their extras experiences including some BB activity. Aren't you worried about STDs?

During the last few months I have received 4 unsolicited HJs from 4 different dancers while getting $10 table dances. During these dances I was able to grope the dancer at will. Seems like the magic number is 4 dances…

A Las Vegas woman hired to give a man a $300 massage allegedly snatched his $35,000 Rolex and concealed it in her vagina. Christina Lafave, 25, is accused of stealing a watch belonging to Kenneth Herold on January 15 while giving…

Do you like your lapdance slow and sensual, fast and physical, or somewhere in the middle? I like it sensual.

@steve229 dude, does your mum-in-law live in FloriDUH? If so, you should check this out... http://www.peeperz.com/florida-woman-naked-tantrum-mcdonalds/ I hope it ain't her, but I figured I'd shre the link just in case.

Wife flies out today to visit her Mom... Suggestions? What do you married mongers do when the SO is out of town?

The past few day have been intense for me. Basically, she just dominated my mental landscape. We get in touch at least once a day. Texting, phone calls, pls-come-over-here conversation. Really, then I realized something is not right. You probably know what it…