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I am not a fan of how they always give me $2 bills at some clubs. Even if I ask them not to give them to me sometimes they'll say they have to. It's like they are trying…
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I'm watching a tv show where some young kids supposedly remember dying in past life tragic accidents like the Oklahoma bombing or 9-11 or a fighter plane. If it was real and you could remember, what would you want to? I think…
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Did you know that almost all birds lack a penis? (including the bald eagle) But our friend the duck has a might impressive schlong. Although, he's a grower not a shower. The penis is hidden inside a sac and when it's…
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Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club
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So, I've got two girls at a club I go to that give me great dances individually. It just so happens that these two girls are friends also. I've never done a two girl lap dance before, but I'm thinking…
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In my local daily newspaper this morning was a front page headline about a former stripper who now owns seven drive-up bikini coffee stands. (They're plentiful here in the Puget Sound Region.) She's in jail now and she's…
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Anyone?
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Do you bring your duck call or your goose call to the club?
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Props to Papi for posting this article a couple months ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ducks-only-interested-in-mans-bread,4761/ https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26306 My SC buddies (and the girls that SC with us) laughed pretty hard. The men more so. But I've noticed that not all the dancers are "ducks" who love you when…
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Some times before I get a dance from a 8,9 or 10 I get so nervous I vomit. Is this normal ?
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Ever go to a strip club and party like there is no tomorrow. I did yesterday. I was supposed to be recuperating from surgery at this time so I went to the club yesterday to get my fill. I got…
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Lee Roy Myers has everything you'd expect to find in the nation's porn capital in Southern California: sets of a classroom, hospital room, locker room and a bedroom, as well as a list of porn stars waiting to perform. But…
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For those that did not get a chance to read this on the TUSCL article “Understanding Strippers' Motivationsâ€; I thought I'd repost it here (it was originally posted by TUSCLer “mrooâ€): “ST. PAUL, MN—Como Park visitor Daryl Wilson, 31, reported that…
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Bag Boy James has pics of everything!. He had pics of his hot lady friends. He has pics of his humble home. He has pics of his mopeds. He has pics of his southern flags. He has a pic of…
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What happen to this jolly gentleman ?
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It has dawned on me after a few years in this hobby that I have yet to meet a down-home, farm girl stripper. I have taken three different dancers to my farm for fun. For each one of them it…
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Did you hear about the gay guy that is on the patch? He is down to 4 butts a day. Did you hear about the gay sitcom? Leave it, its beaver What are the rules of gay poker? Queens are wild and straights…
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If you believe in the old saying about famous deaths comes in threes, the who is next? Today, actors from two iconic sitcoms passed away. Russell Johnson - The Professor from Gilligan's Island And Dave Madden - the agent on The Partridge Family Damn.…
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When TUSCL lost all of our photos a short time ago one of my photos was a bitmap image. I used a scanner to get in onto my computer. Now I try to upload it again to "my photos", it…
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Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look but not touch. Well, halfway through January…
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Here is a quick list of my favorite Fantasy/Sci-Fi artists- 1. Larry Elmore(Of TSR fame) 2. Boris Vallego 3. Brom(Also if TSR fame & beyond) Honorable mentions go to HR Geiger & Hieronymus Bosch.
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...if you could be a Juice alias IRL?
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IMHO I believe that it is time for the Founder to subdivide TUSCL's Forum into 3 parts as follows: 1. Forum for Club and Dancer discussion 2. Forum for HARD News about Clubs and the industry, such as the Crime threads…
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Penis pumps cost the U.S. government's Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog's report released on Monday. The report by the…
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IMHO I think it is time for the Founder to REQUIRE all members who are not already Lifetime members to upgrade to paid Lifetime memberships by June 30, 2013. Cost being north of $100.00. This may well help to weed out…
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