As a RICH STUD who pays hookers for sex, I have learned that second time OTC is an important barometer in measuring whether the inner hooker has really been brought out of a dancer. Uncertain girls will often take the…

Anyone else a fan of American sports cars? I have always been a huge corvette and viper fan. While they often lack the "refinement" of their European competitors, one cannot deny they absolutely rape, from a performance standpoint, their price…

I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled tusclers. Comments? I've been waiting for…

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Any race fans out there who plan on watching the classic? Just watching the pre-race. I wonder if today is a good day for Indianspolis strip clubbing? Anybody know or ever been to the 500?

Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system. Whereas hookers who work in strip…

C'mon people, I know that I ain't the only one who loves chicks in sports gear. Time to step up to the if leagues and support your team. And fans! C'mon Duke. Stop being a pussy and show some…

...cloud my mind and I lose sight/feel of a great lap dance. I'm glad I go to Monarch's every now and then. There's this gorgeous gal there who knows what a lap dance is all about. Unfortunately,…

Yesterday we managed to get 6 of us into Follies without planning it. The guests were Myself, eyeamlong, snowtime, Joey2002, Chandler & joewebber. Not enough strippers to go around. LOL.

Listening to some Bob Dylan albums on my iPad, I came across a song that reminds me--in some stanzas at least--of my ATF. To make the point more clear, I've substituted "she's a stripper" for Dylan's "she's an artist." "She…

Guys, lemme tell ya a secret. Be armed with this information and you will have something to pull up your sleeve for that moments when things are going your way. Here are signs you must look for: 1) Her skin stands out, like…

I exhibited my 1948 Packard Custom Eight at an auto show today. There were two older cars than mine at this show - a mid-1920s Model T and a late 1930s LaSalle. All the rest were from the 1950s, 1960s,…

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I don't know why, but for some reason I really like this photo. Any ideas? http://www.imagefap.com/photo/89758797/

About 5 pm pst, this cute Wiccan chick(I know, cute & Wiccan usually don't go hand in hand) came on over to Slickolopolis. When I met her last week I intrigued her with stories of my poison garden.…

So, opinions on the shootings in Isla Vista area? Apparently he was a 22 year old virgin. Maybe he should have hit a strip club or two, cool off with some naked chicks. http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/shooting-isla-vista-uc-santa-barbara-260505021.html

Anyone gone for the bottle service in any of the Frisco clubs ? Does it get you more attention from the girls ?

Which clubs inthe dallas area have dancers that are more open foor extras or otc? If you know of a specific dancer to recommend thatbwould he awesome also. I did hit Baby Dolls at lunch on Wednesday and…

Is getting an over the pants hj sex?

im 200% right now. i dont ask i just tell em bend over and take it like a man.

Fri night 20mg ambien down 8ball of coke chop it in lines 35mg roxis in lines mixed with the blow Great weed Gran Patron Platinum Louis xiii cognac Pineapple juice mixers One 20 year old 5t 9 jet black hired stripper with fake DD's, a…

James woke up knowing that after a day of bagging groceries that tonight was the night. You see James has been saving for this and has it all plainer out this could be his wildest night ever. James gets a…

The mayor of a village in north-western France has been castrated and killed by a jealous husband, reports say. Dominique Leboucher, 55, was murdered on Thursday night by a man who accused him of having an affair with his wife, police…

I have heard my ex says a lap dance is having sex with a woman. I place the bar higher for sex. I guess I need a hobby but the other day I made a list of the dancers I have…