Have you ever been talking to a hot dancer you really want dances from and suddenly you have hot air trying to come out your ass? And your in pain? A. Do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and…

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A woman was hit by a bullet after an argument outside an uptown strip club early Wednesday morning. Charlotte-Mecklenburg police said a woman was hit by a bullet after an argument between two men in the Uptown Cabaret…

I was looking at strip clubs for a recent trip to San Franciscoly SF clubs suck ( horribly overpriced and mostly clothed lap dances) which may explain SJG's fascination with AMPs. So I started looking at clubs in nearby…

When getting a lap dance from a stripper, do you prefer short (spinners) or taller girls. For me, it all depends on the height of the chair or stool where I am at. Don't get me wrong, I…

Stopped in to grab some Fish & Chips, a few cold ones, while checking out a few "hot ones" and sports on TV. Those who have been gto a Tilted Kilt establishment know that the waitstaff and bartenders are accentuating…

When you read the "guy's" reviews, you find no mention of extras. In fact, "nipple play" seems like big accomplishment to him. So WTF is he even going to strip clubs for? I guess it's to hear music with…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4

I mentioned a few months back that I moved from Arizona (where the Phoenix clubs are both cheap and high mileage) to Pittsburgh, which offers neither cheap dances nor high mileage. Needless to say, I'm having a hard time adjusting…

I'm betting the first thing we all check out at a new club is how hot the dancers are. So what's the 2nd thing you check out: a. Time a couple songs, see if the DJ is cutting them short b.…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D14VKb72dH0

What does Madonna and the Titantic have in common? They both went down with over a thousand men

When you think of a strip club, you probably envision women with enhanced breasts and toned bodies tearing off what little clothing they have to a popular dance song. And you’d be right. Except if you were at a strip…

MELBOURNE, Fla. - A Melbourne man offered to pay an undercover female police officer $3 and a chicken dinner in exchange for sex, according to police. Steven Torres, 32, was arrested Thursday in Sanford on charges of soliciting prostitution. According…

I don't usually post news items about dancers or strip clubs, but this one seemed TUSCL-worthy: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2014/11/10/3481369/pierce-county-council-advances.html?sp=/99/296/

That article that steve229 quoted from The Economist is proving to be spooky accurate. In it, it cited Japan as one of the primary risks to the global economy. In about the two weeks since then the Nikkei is up…

"Cash-strapped millennials are slipping into the red. People younger than 35 are not saving money, according to a study by Moody's Analytics. In fact, their savings rate has dipped to negative 2%, meaning that they're spending more than they have." http://money.cnn.com/2014/11/10/pf/millennials-negative-savings/ Probably…

My sister-in-law finally got the real story on her pension issue. Apparently, the first person to "explain" it to her did a poor job of it. The way it all shook out, she had retirement credits well in excess of…

I just took a 5 hour break for dinner & TV and when I came back, I was still logged on. I like that.

Right now who are the three hottest women to you? They have to be at least semi-famous, models, actresses, pornstars, singers etc. This is not a lifetime achievement award, they have to be hot in your right now, not 20…

If you remember a little over a month ago I told you about my engagement. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31091 Well after thinking about it and getting some advice from lots of people (including Corvus), I decided to break it off. I…

How do you fuck or suck on someone?

Kinda surprised this wasn't posted here, unless I missed it: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-29946114 Kinda interesting, as they require that same ID here in some counties.

Does anyone know if there is a dancer at Club Atlantis in Philly who goes by "Berlin"? I got dances from her during my first visit to this club about a year ago but I haven't been back since.…

Yes, kinda silly but..........who would they be? Frank Sinatra=? Dean Martin=? Sammy Davis Jr.= (lol, a no brainer for me) Joey Bishop=? Peter Graves=?

CORPUS CHRISTI - An argument over the cover charge at a strip club turned violent Sunday morning when an angry customer shot the club's bouncer, according to a Corpus Christi police news release. A club bartender called police about 1…